Swole Cinema Episode 58 is here, and this time Ryan and Mark are joined by their buddy Nash (from Paranormal Punchers) to break down HARD TO KILL (1990)!

Steven Seagal is out for justice—uh, wait, wrong movie—but he is out of a coma and ready to deliver some bone-snapping revenge with his trusty ponytail. From the infamous “coma beard” to classic Seagal one-liners, this one’s packed with everything we love (and love to laugh at) about early 90s action.

Grab your healing crystals, whisper “I’m gonna take you to the bank…” and hit play.

#SwoleCinema #HardToKill #StevenSeagal #ActionMovies #90sAction #ParanormalPunchers #MoviePodcast #ActionMovieBreakdown

Swole Cinema Episode 57 takes aim at HARD TARGET (1993)!

Ryan and Mark dive into John Woo’s American debut—complete with slow-motion doves, exploding barrels, and Jean-Claude Van Damme rocking the most glorious mullet in action cinema history. Plus, Lance Henriksen and Arnold Vosloo chewing up the screen as unforgettable villains.

It’s bayou battles, roundhouse kicks, and enough Woo-style gunplay to make you dive in slow motion for no reason at all. 

Listen now… or become the hunted.

#SwoleCinema #HardTarget #JeanClaudeVanDamme #LanceHenriksen #ArnoldVosloo #JohnWoo #90sAction #MoviePodcast #ActionMovieBreakdown

Swole Cinema Episode 56 is live, and Ryan and Mark are hitting the gas with SPEED (1994)!

Keanu Reeves. Sandra Bullock. Dennis Hopper. A bomb on a bus. What more do you need? The guys break down every adrenaline-pumping moment of this ‘90s action classic—from wild stunts to Keanu’s buzzcut intensity. 

If this episode drops below 50 laughs per minute… we’re all doomed.

#SwoleCinema #Speed #KeanuReeves #SandraBullock #DennisHopper #90sAction #PopQuizHotshot #MoviePodcast #ActionMovieBreakdown

Swole Cinema Episode 55 is here—and this time, Ryan and Mark are talking ROBOCOP (1987)! 

Part man. Part machine. ALL COP. The guys dive into Paul Verhoeven’s ultra-violent, satirical masterpiece—breaking down the explosions, corporate scumbags, and why RoboCop is one of the most jacked-up lawmen in cinematic history.

#SwoleCinema #RoboCop #PaulVerhoeven #80sAction #MoviePodcast #ExplosiveCinema #DeadOrAlive #YoureComingWithMe #MurphyLives

It’s finally here! Swole Cinema Episode 54 drops the long-awaited breakdown of Above the Law, the movie that introduced the world to Steven Seagal—and the ponytail that launched a thousand roundhouse kicks.

Ryan and Mark are finally cracking open Seagal’s 1988 debut, diving into CIA conspiracies, bone-snapping aikido, and a whole lot of squinty, whispery justice. Was Nico Toscani the ultimate action intro—or just the beginning of something... weird?

You asked for it. We delayed it. Now it’s time to go Above the Law. Let’s break arms and break it down.

#SwoleCinema #AboveTheLaw #StevenSeagal #NicoToscani #80sAction #MartialArtsMovies #MoviePodcast #ActionCinema #SeagalEra #CinematicAdventure

Swole Cinema Episode 53 is here, and this week Ryan and Mark are stepping into the underground fight scene with Jean-Claude Van Damme in Lionheart!

After tragedy strikes, Lyon Gaultier deserts the French Foreign Legion and enters brutal street fights to support his family—because when it comes to heart and honor, Van Damme doesn’t hold back.

 We’re talking spinning kicks, emotional stakes, and whether Lionheart is the most underrated JCVD flick of them all. From rooftops to racquetball courts, this one punches hard.

#SwoleCinema #Lionheart #JeanClaudeVanDamme #JCVD #90sAction #UndergroundFighting #MoviePodcast #ActionMovies #VanDammeForever #CinematicAdventure

Swole Cinema Episode 52 drops into dystopian chaos as Ryan and Mark break into the gritty, action-packed cult classic: Escape from New York! Starring the legendary Kurt Russell as the eye-patched antihero Snake Plissken, this 1981 John Carpenter film throws us into a future where Manhattan is a prison and the only way out… is through!
 
#SwoleCinema #EscapeFromNewYork #SnakePlissken #KurtRussell #JohnCarpenter #80sMovies #CultClassic #MoviePodcast #ActionCinema #DystopianMovies

Swole Cinema Episode 51 rides into town as Ryan and Mark draw down on one of the greatest Westerns of all time: Tombstone!

Starring Kurt Russell as Wyatt Earp and Val Kilmer as the legendary Doc Holliday, this 1993 classic is packed with mustache-twirling outlaws, standoff showdowns, and some of the most quotable lines in movie history.

We’re talking duels, duster jackets, and why "I'm your huckleberry" still hits hard. Saddle up for a deep dive into the gunslinging greatness of the O.K. Corral!

#SwoleCinema #Tombstone #KurtRussell #ValKilmer #WesternClassic #ImYourHuckleberry #MoviePodcast #ActionMovies #DocHolliday #WyattEarp #CinematicAdventure

Swole Cinema Episode 50 is in session—and it’s a milestone! Ryan and Mark celebrate the big 5-0 by diving into the action-comedy classic Kindergarten Cop! Starring the one and only Arnold Schwarzenegger, this 1990 gem blends tough-guy action with adorable chaos in the classroom.

From undercover work to snack time meltdowns, we’re talking about the legendary one-liners (“It’s not a tumor!”), Arnold’s comedic chops, and how this movie walked so many action comedies could run.

#SwoleCinema #KindergartenCop #ArnoldSchwarzenegger #ItsNotATumor #ActionComedy #90sMovies #Episode50 #MoviePodcast #CinematicAdventure #PodcastMilestone

Swole Cinema Episode 49 is saddling up for a wild ride as Ryan and Mark take on the 1999 steampunk Western "Wild Wild West"! Starring Will Smith, Kevin Kline, Kenneth Branagh, and Salma Hayek, this action-packed, over-the-top adventure is one of the most unique (and infamous) blockbusters of the '90s.

Giant mechanical spiders, high-tech gadgets, and some questionable creative choices—this movie has it all. But does it hold up as a fun popcorn flick, or is it just a big-budget misfire? We’re breaking it all down! 

#SwoleCinema #WildWildWest #WillSmith #KevinKline #SalmaHayek #KennethBranagh #SteampunkWestern #90sMovies #PodcastEpisode #CinematicAdventure #MovieDiscussion