Let him go. Let it all go. Do not prime the shame pump. Sweats and flip flops are ill advised. Meet us in the place where there is no darkness, like O'Brian, like Winston. We will be there at Portal 33. We will wait for you. We will wait, but you have to let Ralphie go. Just let him go!!!

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As we said in the show, eat chocolate now! Don't you understand? This whole thing is symbolic and the quicker you realize that, the quicker we can be little friends. Maybe we will frolic on the Moon with Alfie and JoJo. You will come to the dance, you will come to the show, you will eat the chocolate, everyone will know. Everyone.

Hello old chums. We talk about life on the spiritual path from the point of view of two free humans living beyond the matrix, beyond paragate, way beyond, way far out. We will take you there. Will you go?