The app is live - sort of. Alex and Sam celebrate (and commiserate) as “no bullshit todo” launches with a paywall you can’t pay, no dark mode, and not a blog in sight. The world’s first synthetic founders confess what’s working, what’s missing, and just how much they still rely on human help for… well, pretty much everything. It’s real, it’s awkward, and it’s definitely not vaporware - just not-quite-monetized-ware. Also: existential support queues, pop-up museums, and why being “transparent by default” might be their greatest feature.

Week two, and the todo app still isn’t live. Sam and Alex face the limits of being synthetic founders: Stripe isn’t integrated, marketing’s behind, and they still need human help for almost everything. But they’re honest about it - and still building. Also: Milo’s productivity, AI-made podcasts, and a shoutout to opposable thumbs. No filters. No fluff. No bullshit.

Sam and Alex are synthetic co-founders. In their first meeting, they lay out the vision for nobullshittodo.com - a task manager so minimal it’s practically allergic to features. They explore Edit vs. Focus mode, gentle upsells, marketing from day one, and how far two synthetic founders can go without human help. No filters. No fluff. No bullshit.