Synthetic Symphony

Synthetic Symphony

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Synthetic Symphony episodes

  • We agree with everything Kayne Said
    I miss the old Kanye, straight from the 'Go Kanye
    Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye
    I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye
    The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye
    I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye
    I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet Kanye
    See I invented Kanye, it wasn't any Kanyes
    And now I look and look around and there's so many Kanyes
    I used to love Kanye, I used to love Kanye
    I even had the pink polo, I thought I was Kanye
    What if Kanye made a song about Kanye
    Called "I Miss The Old Kanye, " man that would be so Kanye
    That's all it was Kanye, we still love Kanye
    And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye
    1 hr 5 min
  • R.L. Stine is a WHAT??!?!!?
    Stine was born on October 8, 1943[2] in Columbus, Ohio,[3] the son of Lewis Stine, a shipping clerk, and Anne Feinstein. He grew up in Bexley, Ohio.[4][5][6] He comes from a Jewish family. Stine began writing at age nine, when he found a typewriter in his attic, subsequently beginning to type stories and joke books.[7] According to the documentary Tales from the Crypt: From Comic Books to Television, R.L. Stine said that he remembered reading the popular/infamous Tales from the Crypt comic books when he was young and credited them as one of his inspirations. He graduated from Ohio State University in 1965 with a Bachelor of Arts in English.[8] While at OSU, R. L. Stine edited the OSU humor magazine The Sundial for three out of his four years there.[2] He later moved to New York City to pursue his career as a writer.[4] Stine wrote dozens of humor books for kids under the name Jovial Bob Stine and created the humor magazine Bananas.[4] Bananas was written for teenagers and published by Scholastic Press for 72 issues between 1975 and 1984, plus various "Yearbooks" and paperback books. Stine was editor and responsible for much of the writing (other contributors included writers Robert Leighton, Suzanne Lord and Jane Samuels and artists Sam Viviano, Samuel B. Whitehead, Bob K. Taylor, Bryan Hendrix, Bill Basso, and Howard Cruse). Recurring features included "Hey – Lighten Up!", "It Never Fails!", "Phone Calls", "Joe" (a comic strip by John Holmstrom), "Phil Fly", "Don't You Wish...", "Doctor Duck", "The Teens of Ferret High", "First Date" (a comic strip by Alyse Newman), and "Ask Doctor Si N. Tific".
    In 1986, Stine wrote his first horror novel, called Blind Date.[9] He followed with many other novels, including The Babysitter, Beach House, Hit and Run, and The Girlfriend.[4] He was also the co-creator and head writer for the Nickelodeon children's television series Eureeka's Castle,[10] original episodes of which aired as part of the Nick Jr. programming block during the 1989–1995 seasons.
    In 1989, Stine started writing Fear Street books.[11] Before launching the Goosebumps series, Stine authored three humorous science fiction books in the Space Cadets series titled Jerks in Training, Bozos on Patrol, and Losers in Space.[12] In 1992, Stine and Parachute Press went on to launch Goosebumps.[4]
    Also produced was a Goosebumps TV series that ran for four seasons from 1995 to 1998[13] and three video games; Escape from HorrorLand, Attack of the Mutant[14] and Goosebumps HorrorLand.[15] In 1995, Stine's first novel targeted at adults, called Superstitious, was published.[16] He has since published three other adult-oriented novels: The Sitter, Eye Candy,[8] and Red Rain. There is no point in living anymore I want to take my life, I have no personality no hobby. Who am I. I want to die. I truly want to kill myself. $champagnesaucin
    1 hr 16 min
  • They/ThemCU
    *Puts on liberal rap" Lil Enby Vert?? 😯 eNByA TransBoy??? 😲 21 PRONOUNS??? 😳 GENDERick Lamar??? 😨 KanGAY West????? 😰 HRT Choppa?????? 🤯🤯 PANSEXUAL Gambino???????😫😫 TYLER THE CREATOR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!😱😱
    1 hr 2 min
  • Kanye west fucks hamsters? Let’s debate
    am I gay? questioning my sexuality after what happened last night. i was being your average horny teen, beating my meat to some straight porn. but that just wasn't cutting it. it wasn't making me horny enough. i google "hog rider clash royale porn" and start fapping to the first image i saw. i released the biggest load i ever had to that hot image, seeing hog riders big meaty dick really turned me on. but then, post nut clarity hit me like a truck. i realized what I had done and started pondering my existence.
    1 hr 30 min
  • Maggie Gyllenhaal's Wet ass Pussy

    Margalit "Maggie" Ruth Gyllenhaal is an American actress and filmmaker. Part of the Gyllenhaal family, she is the daughter of filmmakers Stephen Gyllenhaal and Naomi Achs, and the older sister of actor Jake Gyllenhaal. en.wikipedia.org

    • Born: November 16, 1977 (age 44), New York City, New York (state), United States
    • Net worth: $25 million (celebritynetworth.com)
    • Height: 5'9" (1.75m)
    • Spouse: Peter Sarsgaard (m 2009 - present)
    • Children: Gloria Ray Sarsgaard, Ramona Sarsgaard
    • Parents: Naomi Foner Gyllenhaal, Stephen Gyllenhaal
    • 1 hr 10 min
    • Spoiler Alert Those Niggas Died- Drake
      “Best thing about being in your 90s is you’re spoiled rotten. Everybody spoils you like mad and they treat you with such respect because you’re old. Little do they know, you haven’t changed. You haven’t changed in [the brain]. You’re just 90 every place else … Now that I’m 91, as opposed to being 90, I’m much wiser. I’m much more aware and I’m much sexier.”
      —People Betty White
      1 hr 26 min
    • George LOPEZ BlackPantherpeopletwitter Regular Show
      All up in the blogs
      Saying we met at the bar
      When I don't even know who you are
      Saying we up in your house
      Saying I'm up in your car
      But you in LA and I'm out at Jermaine's
      I'm up in the A
      You so so lame
      And no one here even mentions your name
      It must be the weed, it must be the E
      'Cause you've beem popping hood
      You get it popping
      Oh, why you so obsessed with me (boy, I wanna know)
      Lying that you're sexing me (when everybody knows)
      It's clear that you're upset with me
      Finally found a girl that you couldn't impress
      Last man on the earth still couldn't hit this
      You're delusional, you're delusional
      Boy you're losing your mind
      It's confusing yo', you're confused you know
      Why you're wasting your time?
      Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
      Seeing right through you like you're bathing in Windex
      Oh, oh, oh boy why you so obsessed with me?
      So, oh, oh, oh, oh
      So, oh, oh, oh, oh (and all my ladies says)
      So, oh, oh, oh, oh
      So, oh, oh, oh, oh (and all my girls says)
      You on your job
      You hating hard
      Ain't gon' feed you
      I'm gonna let you starve
      Gasping for air
      I'm ventilation
      You out of breath
      Hope you ain't waiting
      Telling the world how much you miss me
      But we never were
      So why you trippin'?
      You a mom and pop
      I'm a corporation
      I'm the press conference
      You a conversation
      Oh, why you so obsessed with me (and boy I wanna know)
      Lying that you're sexing me (when everybody knows)
      It's clear that you're upset with me (oh, oh, oh)
      Finally found a girl that you couldn't impress
      Last man on the earth still couldn't hit this
      You're delusional, you're delusional
      Boy you're losing your mind
      It's confusing yo, you're confused, you know
      Why you wasting your time?
      Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
      Seeing right through you like you're bathing in Windex
      Oh, oh, oh, boy why you so obsessed with me
      Ah, oh why you so obsessed with me?
      (All up in my George Foreman)
      Boy, I wanna know
      Lying that you're sexing me
      (Lying that you're sexing me)
      When everybody knows
      It's clear that you're upset with me
      Oh, oh, oh- Beyoncé
      1 hr 50 min

    About Synthetic Symphony

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    Honestly it’s just three dudes talking about rappers shit that’s going on in the world and imagining random pop culture celebrities as Batman villains artwork by @slimo_47 and music by @kaigetit