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Expounded Universe 231 – Ceci N’est Pas Un Poop

Lando puts on a big show, Lehesu can turn your… leftovers into diamonds, and Rokur Gepta keeps killing messengers. Meanwhile we meet the One, the Other, and Rest, and their fantastic inventing comedy routine!

Movie Mastery – Saved!

A movie that makes fun of the hypocrisy of the Christian faith’s message and the actions their followers take. Definitely not going to get in trouble for anything we say during this one.

Movie Mastery – Halloween H20

I fucked up and made Jef watch a halfway decent movie from the Halloween series instead of one of the absolute trash ones that come before and after this one. My apologies to the audience.

Movie Mastery – I, Frankenstein

A movie that takes itself far too seriously given that it is on the level of Underworld fan fiction. Maybe lean into the fact that your story is goofy as fuck.

Expounded Universe 230 – The Starcave of Starcave

What a difference continuity brings! We’re finishing strong and actually covering the entire Lando Calrissian trilogy. We’ve got giant Manta Jellyfish space creatures. We’ve got Rokur Gepta meeting Klyn Shanga! We’ve got it all and more and we couldn’t be more excited.

Expounded Universe – Flamewind Wrapup

Hey!  Sorry for the delay, but we’re back on track with the Flamewind of Oseon wrapup.  A little conversation, a little self reflection, and a surprising amount of answered questions await you, dear listener!

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We couldn’t get enough theme months!  Welcome to a brand new thing here at System Mastery, Sweater Weather!  Reviewing the games that make you feel as cozy and comfortable as a good bowl of stew and a blazing fireplace.  Today, we’re discussing Golden Sky Stories, a game with a nearly microscopic focus on small, simple slice of life interactions, where you play as little animal children with whimsical powers. 

I fucked up and made Jef watch a halfway decent movie from the Halloween series instead of one of the absolute trash ones that come before and after this one. My apologies to the audience.

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Bring us your angry apostrophe comments, they’re delicious!  Anyway, today’s episode is the crazy finale!  Explosions!  Torture!  Presumably buses full of chafed and weary orgy participants!  All that and way more on the finale of the season!

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Oh wow, the shit all hits the fan here!  Action!  Intrigue!  Extended lawn orgy!  Thrill as we finally meet the legendary richest man in the galaxy Bohhuah Muttdah and his desperate attempts to enjoy his day.