If every Enneagram type had a t-shirt slogan, what would it say? In this episode, we’re breaking down the one-liners that perfectly capture each type’s vibe — from the ones who need a plan to the ones who are the plan. We’re talking personality meets punchline: the phrases that sum up how we think, react, and survive life’s chaos — the ones that make you laugh, then immediately go, “Okay… but why is that so accurate?” It’s equal parts roast, reflection, and reality check.

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