hey squiddies its your loving tentacle friend here stopping in at the watering hole with drunk theory serving up some crazy drinks like blue ice potato vodka rye bourbon, alligator sperm, hot Mexican hooker, cement mixer, smokers cough, (sailor moon trashy sister) amber moon, and the (main title)
also, major amounts of horror movies like a sofa that kills, and a tire with mental powers (insert Tim Allen home improvement sound) hellraiser and a slasher froze in stasis 500 years in future, burritos and what you do after eating burrito do a Dutch oven (I'll wait)