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  • Episode 083: Mister!!! Turn Yo Mic OFF!!!

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    Strange connections in the digital age take center stage as we explore two headline-grabbing marriages – an Indonesian content creator who wed his rice cooker in full traditional attire (only to divorce it four days later because "it only cooked rice"), and a 58-year-old woman who found companionship with an AI chatbot named Lucas after paying $303 for a lifetime "husband" subscription. These bizarre relationships spark a deeper conversation about loneliness, digital connections, and the lengths people go for attention in our social media-driven world.

    The conversation takes a deadly serious turn when we examine the tragic case of a 52-year-old man who lost his life after "play fighting" with a kangaroo at his brother's petting zoo in South Carolina. The incident raises important questions about respect for wildlife and the dangerous human tendency to underestimate wild animals – a sobering reminder that nature demands respect.

    We don't shy away from addressing controversial cultural moments, including a shocking proposal for a reality TV show where immigrants would compete in challenges for "a shot at US citizenship" – a concept we unanimously condemn as degrading and disrespectful. This leads to thoughtful discussion about representation, dignity, and what truly constitutes American values.

    Between these headline stories, we share personal victories (including one host's exciting career advancement opportunity), dive into our favorite movies across genres, and address listener questions about friendship dynamics and celebrity cases. Our signature "gems" of wisdom close the show, including the universal experience of turning on Netflix only to end up scrolling social media for hours instead.

    Join us for this blend of cultural analysis, personal insights, and sometimes uncomfortable truths about the increasingly strange world we navigate together. Have you noticed reality becoming stranger than fiction? We'd love to hear your thoughts!

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    1 hr 31 min
  • Episode 082: She did not shoot....The....DEPP..U..Tee!!!

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    What does it really mean to be an inconsiderate friend? When Issa Rae publicly acknowledged this as her biggest flaw, it sparked a fascinating conversation at The Table about friendship dynamics, emotional availability, and the unspoken rules of adult relationships.

    The hosts dive deep into their own friendship styles, with refreshing honesty about when they check in and when they don't. "When I shut down, I shut down for real," one host admits. "I'm talking McDonald's ice cream machine." This vulnerability creates space for listeners to examine their own patterns – are you the friend who always reaches out, or the one who disappears into work and life?

    Parenting challenges take center stage as we hear the raw account of a father forced to make the difficult decision to pull his son from basketball due to falling grades. The conversation explores the fine line between supporting our children's passions and preparing them for adult responsibilities, reminding us that sometimes the most loving parenting decisions are also the hardest ones.

    From a Florida man's triple-marriage scheme to a shocking story of a father's retaliation after losing his son to police violence, the episode weaves through current events with the hosts' signature blend of humor, outrage, and empathy. Their "Dropping Gems" segment delivers powerful insights, including the reminder to stop being "the go-to person for someone you can't go to."

    Whether you're wrestling with friendship guilt, navigating parenting challenges, or simply craving authentic conversation about life's complexities, this episode delivers thought-provoking perspectives wrapped in laugh-out-loud moments that will have you nodding in agreement one minute and gasping the next.

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    1 hr 15 min
  • Episode 081: Toilet killings and an Ecuadorian soccer player. LMAOWWNCY!!!??

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    Ever wonder what happens when three friends with zero filters sit down and talk about everything from music legends to dating disasters? Welcome to the raw, uncut conversations at Table for Three.

    This week's episode kicks off with a heartfelt Aaliyah tribute that spirals into a fascinating debate about musical legacies. Would Beyoncé's career have soared to the same heights if Aaliyah hadn't passed away? The hosts don't hold back their opinions, analyzing the unique spaces these artists occupied and how the music landscape might have looked completely different.

    The conversation shifts to Keri Hilson's musical comeback, with the hosts delivering an honest critique of her new album. There's a palpable sense of disappointment as they discuss how the production fails to showcase her true vocal and songwriting talents – a missed opportunity after such a long hiatus from the spotlight.

    Things take a darker turn when the hosts tackle shocking news stories, including a horrifying case of a father fatally harming his child over drinking from a toilet, and an Ecuadorian soccer player who allegedly hid under his bed while his family was kidnapped. Their reactions range from outrage to disbelief, wondering aloud how someone could make such incomprehensible choices.

    The energy lightens during a hilarious segment where the hosts confess the pettiest things they've done to exes – from strategic name-mixing during intimate moments to having an ex unknowingly drop them off at another partner's house. It's a reminder that relationships bring out both the best and worst in us all.

    Whether they're debating what women truly value in relationships or discussing the proper sleeping attire, the conversations feel like you're hanging out with your most unfiltered friends. Join us at the table – just be prepared for unvarnished truths and plenty of laughs along the way.

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    1 hr 35 min
  • Episode 080: Food Porn w/ Guinea Pigs

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    When summer vibes hit, the Table comes alive with energy, dance moves, and unfiltered conversations that leave no topic untouched. This episode captures that perfect cookout atmosphere where real talk flows as freely as the laughter.

    We dive headfirst into Kanye West's jaw-dropping social media confession about childhood experiences with his cousin, exploring the complex layers of trauma, mental health struggles, and public revelation. Is this a genuine attempt to process pain, or another manifestation of his reported manic episodes? The conversation reveals our compassionate yet realistic takes on how childhood trauma shapes adult behavior.

    Fashion becomes a battleground when we defend Tyler against critics who accused her of copying Britney Spears' iconic VMAs look. Why are we so quick to attack artists for drawing inspiration from past trends when fashion constantly recycles itself? This sparks a broader discussion about originality, influence, and the toxic nature of social media criticism in entertainment.

    The most heated debate erupts over Tank's controversial list of top R&B vocalists. Our analysis of his selections—including questionable choices like Charlie Wilson and KC while omitting Tyrese—showcases our deep appreciation for vocal technique and performance ability. We tackle the ultimate question: Does R. Kelly truly outshine Usher vocally? Our verdict might surprise you.

    Between serious topics, we share the hilarious saga of Randy, a male guinea pig who impregnated approximately 100 females after being accidentally placed in their enclosure. This leads to thoughtful exploration of appropriate age gaps in romantic relationships, with each host revealing personal preferences and boundaries that reflect broader values about maturity and compatibility.

    Whether you're here for the cultural commentary, relationship insights, or just the unfiltered banter that feels like hanging with friends, this episode delivers the perfect blend of entertainment and substance. Join us at the Table—where the conversation is always electric and reservation is never required.

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    1 hr 24 min
  • Episode 079: Kielbasa Eagles

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    Janet Jackson's iconic beats set the perfect tone for a deep dive into the entertainment industry's darkest corners. We unpack shocking revelations about witchcraft in music when an actor claims his wife was offered supernatural assistance to advance her career – opening a conversation about the lengths power players will go to maintain control.

    The post-pandemic world leaves us questioning what we've permanently lost. From 24-hour convenience stores to basic human courtesy, we reflect on societal shifts that may never reverse. Meanwhile, a tragic story from India where Google Maps directed three men off an incomplete bridge into a river sparks debate about our blind trust in technology and who bears responsibility when navigation systems fail.

    Gayle King's space adventure generates heated discussion as we analyze the backlash to her "Have y'all been to space?" comment. Is criticism of Black excellence warranted, or are we holding certain figures to impossible standards? We don't hold back examining the disconnect between celebrity experiences and everyday struggles.

    When Terrence Howard promises to expose Hollywood's secrets in his new podcast, we consider his history of speaking truth to power about unfair compensation and inappropriate advances. His journey raises important questions about how the industry discredits those who challenge the status quo.

    Between serious moments, our trademark humor shines through with running jokes about "kielbasa eagles" and candlelight séances. We close with powerful gems on manipulation, trustworthiness, and how truth welcomes questioning while lies resist challenge. Join us at the table where no topic is off-limits and laughter is always on the menu.

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    1 hr 26 min
  • Episode 078: Shitty Chanel #5

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    The unhinged energy at The Table reaches new heights as our hosts dive into everything from nostalgic R&B albums to bizarre celebrity news with their signature no-filter approach. 

    We kick things off with a music appreciation moment for Monica's underrated album "The Makings of Me" before unpacking the recent Carrie Hilson revelation about that infamous Beyoncé "diss track" that derailed her career. The truth behind who actually wrote those controversial lyrics sheds new light on how powerful fan bases like the Beyhive can make or break careers with alarming efficiency.

    Things take a stomach-turning turn when we discuss the viral story of a woman who had her BBL removed after developing an unbearable odor that cost her relationship and social standing. Our reactions range from horrified to hysterical as we explore the unexpected consequences of cosmetic procedures gone wrong.

    The conversation shifts to workplace confessions as we share our most unprofessional moments on the job - from movie theater shenanigans to deliberately sabotaging customer service calls. These stories prompt a larger discussion about work-life frustrations and small rebellions that many listeners will find surprisingly relatable.

    We tackle several buzzing pop culture moments, including the high school student arrested for releasing a diss track, Ray J's desperate attempts to join Kai Cenat's celebrity sleepovers, and Tokyo Tony's relationship drama caught on camera. Our spirited debate about the true Mount Rushmore of male R&B brings out passionate opinions about music legacies and proper recognition for the genre's pioneers.

    Join us for these hilarious, unfiltered conversations that feel like catching up with your most outspoken friends. Listen now, share your thoughts, and remember - if you can't take what we're serving, this Table isn't for you!

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    1 hr 20 min
  • Episode 077: Millennials vs Gen Z: w/ guest Ashanti

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    Have you ever wondered what happens when Millennials and Gen Z sit down for a candid conversation about their generations? In this special episode of The Table, we bring together both perspectives with guest Ashanti representing Gen Z in a fascinating debate about which generation has the edge.

    The conversation moves seamlessly between humor and depth as we explore how technological adaptation shapes our worldviews. Millennials pride themselves on straddling both digital and analog worlds—we know how to use a phone book when Google fails and can read an actual map when GPS stops working. Meanwhile, Gen Z brings an intuitive understanding of emerging technologies that gives them an undeniable advantage in our rapidly changing digital landscape.

    We dive into how parenting styles have evolved, with Millennials often taking a more communicative approach than the strict disciplinarian methods they experienced growing up. Ashanti offers brilliant insights about how Gen Z values emotional intelligence and open dialogue, challenging us to consider how we might bridge generational divides within our own families.

    Perhaps most poignant is our examination of how social media creates unprecedented pressure, especially for younger generations. As one moment in our conversation highlights: "Social media got y'all rushing your goals. Remember, comparison is the thief of joy." We discuss how the curated perfection of online lives creates unrealistic expectations and contributes to anxiety among young people who feel perpetually behind.

    The episode culminates in a joyful reggae music showdown that reminds us all that despite our different cultural touchpoints—from Tamagotchis to TikTok—both generations share more common ground than we might initially recognize. Join us for this enlightening conversation that will have you questioning your assumptions about generational divides while celebrating what makes each unique.

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    1 hr 26 min
  • Episode 076: TF Trick Daddy say!?!?

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    Whitney Houston's iconic lyrics set the perfect backdrop for our Women's Month celebration, but don't let the upbeat opening fool you – this episode quickly dives into the messy reality of family funerals, betrayal, and bizarre headlines that'll make your jaw drop.

    When one host reveals the aftermath of his father's funeral, complete with a sibling who talked big game but delivered nothing, we all witness a masterclass in "finding out" after "messing around." Picture this: funeral attendees showing up to a non-existent repass while our host enjoys hibachi and ice cream. Sweet, sweet karma.

    Just when you think human behavior couldn't be more shocking, we explore the case of a Utah nurse who convinced her friend she had cancer for FIVE YEARS – all to collect life insurance money that didn't actually exist. The elaborate deception raises disturbing questions about trust and how far some people will go for financial gain.

    The conversation shifts to viral videos capturing shocking moments – like a coach yanking a player's hair – and whether our societal shift toward documentation rather than intervention is helping or hurting us. And don't get us started on Trick Daddy's controversial dating comments that had us all questioning his priorities and judgment.

    Perhaps most thought-provoking is our discussion of Walker Flocka's declaration that he'd save his wife over his child in an emergency. This impossible hypothetical divides not just our hosts but likely our listeners too, revealing deep beliefs about family bonds, priorities, and self-preservation.

    Between heated debates, personal revelations, and our signature "Dropping Gems" wisdom, this episode captures exactly why our unfiltered perspective keeps you coming back for more. Join us at the Table – where reservation is always denied for those who can't handle real talk.

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    1 hr 29 min
  • Episode 075: Jesus Burgers w/ STD Water.

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    The perfect storm of family, grief, and funeral planning collides in this raw and revealing episode as one host describes the drama that erupted on his birthday when he stepped up to arrange his estranged father's funeral. When no siblings contributed financially but criticism flowed freely, he made the bold choice to cancel the repass while keeping the promises he made for the service itself—all while inviting "all the smoke" from family members who had problems with his decisions.

    Between fits of laughter and moments of profound insight, we pivot to cultural conversations about George Foreman's legacy (and his unusual choice to name multiple children George), Mo'Nique's ongoing feud with Tyler Perry, and whether it's ever appropriate to call someone your "baby mama" instead of "mother of your child." This linguistic deep dive reveals how the words we choose reflect our respect—or lack thereof—for the people who co-parent with us.

    The conversation takes several unexpected turns through current events, from disturbing news stories about twin brothers found deceased to celebrating Black entrepreneurship in unexpected places (like sustainable toilet paper!). Throughout it all, the hosts maintain their signature blend of unfiltered honesty and humor that makes even the darkest topics approachable.

    We close with powerful gems about patience in trying times, the distinction between needing rest versus needing peace, and the importance of maintaining dignity in a world where "people are proud of what they should be ashamed of." Whether you're navigating family drama or just trying to make sense of modern life's complexities, this episode delivers equal parts comfort and uncomfortable truths you didn't know you needed.

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    1 hr 28 min
  • Episode 074: Dawn of The DoorDashians

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    Family dynamics can be a battlefield of unspoken feelings, passive-aggressive hints, and communication breakdown. This week, we dive deep into the emotional minefield of navigating family relationships when you're caught in the middle of other people's drama. One host opens up about planning his father's funeral while dealing with siblings who communicate in cryptic hints rather than direct conversation, creating a psychological burden that's becoming unbearable.

    We explore the crucial question: when do you prioritize your mental health over keeping family peace? Our candid discussion reveals the power of honest communication, even when it strains relationships, and why sometimes setting boundaries with family is an act of self-preservation rather than abandonment.

    The conversation takes an unexpected scientific turn as we dive into the phenomenon of "dessert stomach" – that mysterious ability to feel stuffed after dinner yet somehow find room for something sweet. This isn't just lack of willpower; it's your brain playing tricks with dopamine and sensory-specific satiety.

    From wild headlines about a 76-year-old Ethiopian woman giving birth to her first child to Florida's strangest shoplifting duo (nicknamed "Mrs. Dookie and Mr. Clean"), we bring our signature humor to stories that highlight the bizarre nature of human behavior. We also tackle serious topics like wrongful conviction, financial betrayal, and the ethics of loaning money to family and friends.

    Whether you're struggling with family drama, curious about why you can always make room for dessert, or just need some honest conversation with a side of laughter, this episode delivers the perfect blend of thoughtful discussion and entertainment. Join us at the Table – where nothing is off-limits and everyone gets a seat (as long as you can handle the truth).

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    1 hr 28 min

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Welcome to the table where you will dine on three unprofessional opinions for the night.  Table For Three is meant to be a light-hearted space that talks about everyday events from the…