The first of our trilogy of D&D Rap Battles. Elves vs Dwarves vs.... a new challenger appears!
Originally out in 2018. You can find the videoclip in our YouTube channel.
Production/Directors: SpirosK photography, Ailiroy
Lyrics: Alexandros Alexiou
Music/Mixing: Vassilis Zormpas
Dwarves: Alex Antonakis, Markos Chatzidimitriou, George Aleuropoulos
Elves: Alexandros Alexiou, Athena Planeshifter, Yvaine Dazzling
Challengers: Vasilis Rempis, George Gergopoulos, George Karett, Ailiroy
Various Royalty Free/Attribution SFX used, credits in the video.
This song ("Elves vs Dwarves Rap Battle"), copyright by Table Heroes.
Since the dawn of the world
I've been around for aeons
you are a pebble lovin midget
why do I even talk to peons
is waste time drinking beer
Come talk to me again when you've grown taller dear.
Are you a laddie or a lass
+2 to Constitution is exactly what ye need
Keep your constitution sir
for all that it will mean
can't live without your sleep
You are crude dirty and stink
These abs are made of stone
And our hands and feet impress
at crafting we are the best
Our metal holds up to the test
Your blades may be sharpened
What is there to have fun?
We are artists,we are singers
Now excuse me miss barbaric
While I go enjoy my trance
It seems you are getting sober
Like you've eaten up a lime
Your fanziez do not faze us
How many of you tell secrets
Through markings in the stone?
Unlike your stubborn race
We perceive across the land
Proficiency in perception
And shove it up your arse
You don't get along as brothers
no bigger curse than that
You're bitching at it like pansies
Ain't nothing you can show
- Seems like twigs and bushes
- Laughable mini-mes - and pointy-ears
- weren't we seen by your far-seers?
- We came to rule you ,pests
and we could spare some wine!