Tackling the NFL

Josh and Adam break down locations where Julio Jones can be traded, including a city to pray that he end up in, and a team that he instantly makes the top threat to Kansas City. They also create the NFL's next expansion franchises, complete with new cities (and countries!), names, foundational players, coaches, and executives.

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Josh and Adam fix the NFL rulebook by adding t-shirt cannons, extra players, negative points, and more!

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Adam and Josh fill out their report cards for the AFC West! Topics include: who the Broncos QB will be, why the problems with the Raiders draft actually began in the 3rd round, and whether the Chargers deserve the hype.

Josh and Adam deliver awards to NFL teams (some good and some bad) for their drafts. Topics include: the least self-aware team, the strangest slide, and a heated competition for the draftee with the best name.

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Josh and Adam hold a hot takes challenge for the NFL draft! With each level, their takes get progressively hotter. They also hold a predictive mock draft for the top 10 picks. Topics include: the one prospect who will fall much farther than you think, Bill Belichick gets his new quarterback - but it's not who you think it is, and is Trevor Lawrence actually NFL ready?

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Josh and Adam fill out their 2020 report cards for the AFC East. They're joined by Colin Mashkuri and Alex Hall (1:34) to break down what went wrong for the Jets and where they go from here. They also discuss how the Patriots's new-look offense may break NFL defenses, what needs to happen for the Bills to get better, and Josh gets way too optimistic about the Dolphins.

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Josh and Adam fill out their report cards for the AFC North. They break down why the Steelers are doomed, the correct choice for the Bengals at #5, and how the Browns took such a huge leap in 2020 (and why they could take a bigger one in 2021).

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Josh and Adam fill out their 2020 report cards for the NFC North. Topics discussed include: why special teams play was so bad this year, guessing the Lions' top 3 receivers (let us know how many you got!), and why Josh's fascination with the Minnesota Vikings always comes back to their uniforms. They also break down the winners and losers of the Sam Darnold trade, and what it means for a Carolina franchise in traction.

Josh and Adam look at the 49ers's massive trade up from the perspective of every team affected by it. They also fill out their 2020 report card for the AFC South, discuss why they're disappointed in the Colts and Titans offseasons, and debate whether the Jaguars have a chance to go from worst to first.

Josh and Adam make a full team out of the best free agent signings! They discuss the best bargains that teams found, how players will fit in their new teams's systems, and show how it's important to look at a contract's fine print before judging it (hint: the Nelson Agholor contract is even worse than you thought). Also, Adam makes a mortal enemy.