Do you love space heists and hate eyeballs? Then have we got the Picard episode for you! Meanwhile, Jenny slacks off to watch Snowpiercer, Chris enthuses about Canadian manufacturing, and no one wants to endorse Top Gear. Plus! Don’t miss a great SpongeBob Squarepants research opportunity. Dive in: it’s the incredibly low-energy episode you don’t deserve… and yet here we are.

Picard bit ends at around 8:50.

Some links for ya:

[Sadly only the first part of] That Alan Partridge episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7nl-so8MU0

The track from – except it turns out it isn’t – the debut episode of SpongeBob Squarepants: https://open.spotify.com/track/1PmXm1881bonBI1AlG5uaH