What is the greatest number of euphemisms you've ever heard in an hour? If you are a cop then you have you have to answer that, legally. So pop in a doughnut hole and listen to some words for once. We don't care if you are trapped in a water park or squatting in a cattle ranch, just sit by the campfire for some Monkey Feet Hands. Unless, of course, you ain't got the haunches for it, in which case your feet as almost as big as your mouth ma'am.