This is a passenger announcement. If there are any doctors on the plane, please make yourself known to a member of the cabin crew immediately.

Hello, yes, I’m a doctor. I heard the announcement.

Oh, good. Thank you doctor. I just wanted to let you know that we’re about to play a new episode of Take Five, which is about doctors. We didn’t want you to be bored, so we’d like to offer you a complimentary pair of headphones and a 30 minute slot of the in-flight WiFi, so you can listen to anything else of your choice.