Josh Fischer thinks it's okay to undercut half of the TITH podcast library by saying food hot takes are bad hot takes. Simm can only go with him so far on this one... 

John Kaucher gets in a quick pod before returning home to Arizona, and both brags and trashes on his college degree in the process. 

Ashley Stanislav makes her pod debut to hash out why people chose to believe myths like La Croix having taste. 

Kit Fynaardt returns to personally attack Simm, who has often said "he's not good at math." 

Simm welcomes back Kit Fynaardt to discuss the way in which we define ourselves, and how many times it takes doing something for that to be true. 

Make last Friday the last Valentine's Day you ever celebrate and replace it with something better. Simm invites first-timer Josh Fischer on to improve the game of love. 

Cody Hughes appreciates your notes, but he hates the cards you've given him. It's time we move past this silly spectacle. 

Sabrina Tarchione hasn't told someone she's a vegan in five minutes, and would like to take on all-comers from the Midwest about the value of ranch. 

Sabrina Tarchione makes her podcast debut as Simm and her figure out a way to eliminate the irresponsible driving and parking of pick-ups. 

Caylan DeLucia has trouble rubbing the Disney glitter from her eyes to understand Simm's take on the uselessness of amusement parks.