Happy New Year Paisans!! The universe should be crawling with evidence of alien life, but we're still sitting here debating if they even exist at all. This week we're diving into the great question posed by the paisan daddy himself, Enrico Fermi: "but where are they?!"

Join your dealers on an interstellar quest to figure out what the heck Oumuamua is and why NDT hates it so much.

This week your dealers are heading very, veeeery deep into the Earth's holes, and end up super uncomfortable with what they find in there. 

This week your dealers explore the innards of the hollow moon or spaceship moon theory. We find lots of aliens, cool moon facts, and US government plans to literally nuke that big cheese in the sky

This week your dealers are feeding you guys a wild plate of psychic spaghetti. This is one saucy plate filled with aliens, spies, and tailgate parties.

This week your dealers are discussing Travis Walton and his 5 day bender with aliens. Him and his buds all passed lie detector tests and Philip Klass got real mad about it. 

Your dealers are taking a holiday break from UFOs to bring you guys a special Halloween episode all about the very real vampire, Mercy Lena Brown.

Your dealers are going to take you on the long and twisted journey of official disinformation known as Majestic 12: a conspiracy within a conspiracy within a conspiracy. You’re confused and so are we.

This week, we’re dealin up some totally “human” aircrafts, alien lawsuits, and terrifying phone calls. Join your dealers as they head into the depths of the very secretive Area 51 and barely escape with their lives.

Welcome to our first Probe Pasta!

Each month we’ll be gorging ourselves on the noodles of a different paranormal mystery. 

This month: Dyatlov Pass. It’s a story about 9 very experienced hikers who gruesomely lost their lives under very mysterious and confusing circumstances. Your dealers are 99% sure it was aliens, but we’re dishing up some other theories too. There’s also a yeti.