Take This to Your Grave

Take This to Your Grave

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Take This to Your Grave episodes

  • #17: Literally Ghosted

    Do you feel a rustlin' in your down unders? That's because it's time once again for Emily and Jake to whisper some secrets into your ear holes. From vanishing teeth to remote control kinks, these stories will send you flying!

    44 min
  • #16: Victor's Secret

    Prepare your britches for this one, y'all, because it's episode 16 and these secrets are super salacious. (Before listening, it is advised that you ensure your neighbors aren't spying on you and that there are no hidden security cameras in the vicinity.)

    51 min
  • #15: Vulnerable & Sprawled

    Listen up (you nasty freaks) as Emily & Jake release six more jarring secrets into the shadow realm, or whatever. This batch is particularly wild, so please keep your hands, feet and all bodily fluids inside the ride throughout the duration of this episode, thanks.

    52 min
  • #14: Spooky Sneezes

    It's time once again to hitch a ride with your favorite secret spillers as they reveal another collection of curious tales. There's romance, a space trance and wet pants. What more could you ask for...A sumo kink? Don't worry, we got that too.

    1 hr
  • #13: The Squirt Machine

    Cum one, cum all! Emily & Jake are back with their first episode of 2021 and this one is JUICY, y'all. More than just secrets are swapped in this one, so grab a glass of boxed wine and get ready to be weirded out by some anonymously-submitted stories… (unless you're too much of a chickey-baby)

    1 hr 2 min
  • #12: Designated Discard Receptacle

    Hungry for more secrets? Haunting encounters, awkward sexual experiences and so much more await you in the Graveyard. Will Emily & Jake lay your secret story to rest in this episode? Listen in to find out!

    50 min
  • #11: Return to the Cemetery

    Dust off your clown tie and grab your ceremonial lantern, the Graveyard is open once again! Emily & Jake kick off the new season with 5 anonymously-submitted stories that do not hold back. Secret scandals and bone-chilling tales lie just beyond the gates. We invite you to join us…if you dare...

    52 min
  • #10: Jazz Hands

    Psychic curses, fetish maps, and bathroom bandits galore! Join Emily & Jake for the Season 1 finale in the Cemetery of Secrets as they lay their final submissions to rest.

    1 hr 1 min
  • #9: Haffa Toot

    Buckle up and hold on tight! Emily & Jake lay (7) secrets to rest involving wild Uber rides, mysterious staircases and…fang-y crotches? There's a lot to dig into here, but only after Emily reveals her most haunting memory yet.

    59 min
  • #8: MapQuest Reboot

    Pits, Nips and Sh*ts...oh my! Gather 'round the ceremonial lantern and listen in on six more anonymously-submitted secrets and personal horror stories. PLUS, we've got some full-circle updates from previous submissions...It's lit, indeed!

    51 min

About Take This to Your Grave

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Best friends Emily & Jake read through anonymously-submitted secrets, confessions and embarrassing stories...Listen in as they lay shocking and bizarre submissions to rest in the Cemetery of…