After a long, cold hiatus, Sam and Christine are back to talk about everything they know about Season 7B so far. Thanks to a couple of short trailers, some interviews, and Ian Harding’s Instagram, they already have plenty to say about Ali’s pregnancy, a new character, Hanna’s apparently impending freakout, and of course, Wren’s return. They also need you to send them your favorite moments in PLL history for a countdown special at [email protected]!

Settle in, because Sam and Christine have A LOT to say about PLL’s Season 7A finale — which is probably a good thing, since the show won’t be back until April. They kick things off by trying to figure out just how many casualties there were in this episode, before moving onto the million other things that happened, like Ali’s pregnancy, Ezra's televised kissing, Paige's jealous rant, and, what else? OH RIGHT, THE HALEB SEX SCENE WE'VE SPENT OUR WHOLE LIVES WAITING FOR. Needless to say, they have more than enough emotions to hold you over until spring.

Is it getting hot in here, or is it just Jason Christ? Once Sam and Christine recover from those flashbacks and their new OTP, they manage to discuss Paige's creepiness, Aria's gloating, and that (quite literally) fire Haleb preview. They also continue to debate whether Noel or Spencer could be Mary Drake's other kid, exactly how badly Hanna planned her mission, and who's actually in danger of dying in the finale.

If you're still shocked after watching Hanna make the biggest mistake of her life (that would be leaving Caleb without kissing him, not going to the woods on a solo murder mission), Sam and Christine are back to talk about everything that lead up to her bold move. They also debate whether Spencer being a Drake is too obvious or just obvious enough to be possible, try to figure out what exactly Aria wants to happen in Colombia, and once again demand to know when we're getting that classroom flashback. Was it all a dream like Caleb's car accident? Did the Grunwald envision it? We may never know.

Much like Hanna and Caleb, Sam and Christine are finally back together to talk about all of the shadiness in the most ridiculously titled episode of PLL yet, "Original G'A'ngsters." They have some pretty solid ideas about who Mary's other secret kid could be, but of course, Allison has a hot take on the subject. They also welcome back Pam Fields, discuss Jason's rather, um, holy transformation, and ask the question on everyone's minds: Is Noel Kahn good?

With Christine out this week (presumably on an end-of-Spaleb victory lap), Sam is joined by Bustle's Rachel Simon, who has some excellent observations about Hanna's choice in ringtones, the masked cop, and that confusing Jenna/Charlotte/Rollins flashback. And speaking of Rosewood's best flute-player, at the end of the episode, you can hear Sam's exclusive interview with Jenna herself, Tammin Sursok, who reveals just how much Jenna still hates the Liars and what's ahead in Season 7.

Sam is back from her Haleb cruise (because that 'ship is still very much afloat) to join Christine in celebrating the return of Noel Kahn. There's no such celebration for Sara Harvey, but they do try to figure out what her alliance with Jenna means, where Mary Drake stands, and whether Aria was out of line to delete that mysterious phone call. Then Allison takes a break from defending Spaleb to present them with yet another clue about Wren being a ~major key.~

This week, Romper's Allison Piwowarski — our resident Spaleb shipper — fills in for Sam and goes toe-to-toe with Christine about this week's episode of PLL, "Hit and Run, Run, Run." Join them as they over-analyze that emotional Spaleb scene and next week's engagement, Mona AND Jenna's returns to Rosewood, and whether or not Archer Dunhill is A.D. But, more importantly, laugh with them about Toby's detective work.

Though they're still recovering from the trauma of Rollins' bleeding face, Sam and Christine are back to talk about this week's episode of PLL, "The Talented Mr. Rollins." Join them as they contemplate whether you can really whip up a mask in your kitchen, why Hanna can't catch a break, and if they were supposed to be scared of that Amish girl (they were). They also gloat over just how far Spaleb has fallen, though a special message from Romper's Allison Piwowarski shows that 'shippers are still living in denial.

This week, Sam and Christine try to recover from all that Haleb vs. Spaleb whiplash, which can only be soothed by seeing Hanna SLAY. They also debate what it is that Rollins actually wants, whether Mary can be trusted, and just how much Liam dragged Ezra. And in her new Hot Takes segment, Allison pulls out the Hippocratic (not Hippogriff) Oath to prove that Ali's new hospital may be even worse than Radley.