Is mercury in retrograde? The Sams are all over the place this week. We bring it back to the teen years - the pressures of keeping up with your more experienced friends, the first time we felt the 'tingle', and the first time we got 'de-pruded.' We get a little 'sad girl' while dissecting the anxieties of dating and red flags. To lighten the mood, Sprete tells a tale of when she forgot to clear the search history on her phone...and of course, we end off with some talk of female Os and masturbation because it's HEALTHY.