The Sams face existential crises as they answer their own "Would You Rather?" polls that they made you answer on their stories. They're talking kinkiness, the worst times to get horny, and the slings and arrows of New York love.

The Sams are joined by an old friend - comedian Jared Schwartz, Host of @mommasboycomedy and co-host of @onlyfeehans with Kerryn Feehan. Sprete may or may not have dated him in middle school. We chat about comedy club culture, how to be funny without offending people, growing up on Staten Island, and that one time Jared had sex with a fan. 

Follow him on Instagram: @thekidjared

The Sams are joined by Amo Elizabeth, a talented actress and singer as well as an activist for the transgender community. She is hilarious, smart, and kind. We discuss her experiences as a trans woman, especially living in the South, how (most) men are trash, and her new album coming out this year. This was such a delicious Samwich!

The Sams are joined by their flawless intern/daughter/child/associate producer JESSICA SOLAN. The girls dive in the lives' of gen-zers: college life during covid, the pros & cons of Tik tok, and the evolution of Instagram. We also reminisce on brunch before before covid and lastly, Jess puts us to shame with her long list of 'international cuisine' ...

Listen to Jessica's podcast: @speakeasy.podcast

The Sams go back in time this episode: childhood traumas involving floating poops, dads' unappreciated talents, and all things Disney Princesses. Lastly, we discuss why texting your ex (sober) always becomes a weird, formal exchange.

Is mercury in retrograde? The Sams are all over the place this week. We bring it back to the teen years - the pressures of keeping up with your more experienced friends and the first time we felt the 'tingle'. We get a little 'sad girl' while dissecting the anxieties of dating and red flags. To lighten the mood, Sprete tells a tale of when she forgot to clear the search history on her phone...and of course, we end off with some talk of female Os and masturbation because it's HEALTHY.

The Sams are joined by filmmaker, photographer & world-traveler Andrew Vecchio. They chat about all things travel, long distance relationships and how to keep a work-life balance with a demanding job. Lastly, they play a round of Traumatic or Funny where Andrew recounts a stalker from his teenage years.

The Sams kick off Season 3 with a tale dedicated to Valentine's Day - what we like, what we don't like, what do you do if you're single on v-day, do boys even pay attention to lingerie? The Sams end it off by describing what their perfect Valentine's Day would be.

For their Season 2 Finale, the Sams dedicate the entire episode to listener submissions. After all, we wouldn't be where we are without our loyal listeners!

A lot of weird sex talk this episode. The Sams recount two tales submitted by listeners that spark many convos: what are our biggest fears in the bedroom? (Someone sniffing your armpit? Throwing up on a wiener? The forbidden Q - word?) Would you rather someone who is completely silent in bed or someone who doesn't shut up? Why were hickeys ever a thing? And so much more.