In the Samwich the Sams welcome the hosts of Talking Petty Podcast. The four ladies get PERSONAL, describing their own quarantine, dating, and other hilarious experiences that involve banter, dad bods, beards and more. Oh, and of course they play a round of Traumatic or Funny that may or may not involve a foot fetish.

*Note, this is our first Zoom interview, bear with us as we navigate interview quality during COVID.

Our first ever Mini Tale! Giving you this week’s hot gossip that just can’t wait. In this Mini Tale, we give our hot takes on the controversial music video that is WAP - Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion

First, the Sams recount the most wild tale from a listener, involving a sorority girl, alcohol, and a frat house bathroom. Then they define the term RFN (Random Fun Night) and Sam O. reveals she was late to a date due to an RFN! But how late is TOO late? Next, the Sams warn you to think before getting engaged prematurely and lastly, the Sams use their personal experience to help you get over your ex.

The Sams play an unplanned round of Traumatic or Funny with a graphic tale from a listener. Then, they each rank their top 3 songs from Taylor Swift's masterpiece Folklore. The Sams try to answer the loaded question: how DO you break up with someone you're not actually "dating"? There's brief banter on how long to wait when answering boys' texts/snaps, along with a quick ORGASM SONG. Lastly, the Sams get in a HEATED debate on the ethics of calling "dibs."

The Sams are joined by MTV's very own Antonio Locke AKA Pool Party Papi from this season of Double Shot at Love with Jersey Shore's Vinny & Pauly D! Antonio chats with us about his experience with reality tv, spills the tea on what cast mates he had (has?) a crush on, & plays a wild round of Traumatic or Funny. Oh, and Sam O. may or may not recount a hilarious Tale of her & Antonio's friendship from high school...

*Sound effects added on Pool Party Papi's request

The Sams get PERSONAL and even more REAL (is that even possible?) in this tale. They'll start off by talking texting, then when to meet the parents and something you MUST do. Date decisions, who should be deciding where to go? Jumping from that to an 'uncomfortable' talk that needs to be had, STD/STI, birth control, using condoms, talk. Let us know if you're in agreeance or not with our hot takes here: https://ataleoftwosamspodcast.libsyn.com/

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First, The Sams share a tale from a listener that leads into a discussion on whether ladies should feel obligated to shave. Then, they discover a term to describe their serious lack of judgement lately: QUARANTINE BRAIN. Sam O. quickly gives Sam P. a sports lesson. And lastly, an important (hilarious) announcement from the NYC Health department regarding sex & COVID-19. Oh, and don't miss a few of our favorite skin care products & clothing stores at the end!

First, the Sams get controversial: cats vs dogs. After that, they tackle the green monster of jealousy, what to do if you don't like your best friend's S.O., red flags in boys' rooms & how to act right at the beach this summer. Also, have you ever noticed puppies, kids, & drunk adults are all kind of...the same?

And of course, our first EVER, SAMWICH!

Disclaimer! Cat Dog was, in fact, on Nickelodeon, NOT Cartoon Network. We do apologize. Still weird though.

The Sams have a few PSAs: girls can have casual sex, reading a book before watching the screen adaptation is not always better, it's okay to break up long-term relationships & leaving the seat up is a DEAL BREAKER. Oh, and also, DO NOT ASK FOR OUR SNAP CHAT BEFORE OUR NUMBER.

The Sams discuss the retirement of the McDonald's snack wrap, pulling the 'nervous' card, why we go to bars and Snap Chat memories being rude AF. Also, sex in quarantine?