The Sams play an unplanned round of Traumatic or Funny with a graphic tale from a listener. Then, they each rank their top 3 songs from Taylor Swift's masterpiece Folklore. The Sams try to answer the loaded question: how DO you break up with someone you're not actually "dating"? There's brief banter on how long to wait when answering boys' texts/snaps, along with a quick ORGASM SONG. Lastly, the Sams get in a HEATED debate on the ethics of calling "dibs."