Tale of Two Biddies

Tale of Two Biddies

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Tale of Two Biddies episodes

  • Stupid inventions by kids but they work.

    Would kids make stupid inventions or really cool ones? Biddies try and answer that question but first they obsess over Our Flag Means Death and figure out how many baddies some folks need to punch in order to ease their guilty consciences.

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    1 hr 6 min
  • Sword for John Cena

    The biddies have a laser gun and they aren't afraid to use it...on vampires. Plus an old man is tasked with finding the chosen one but has no idea where to start.

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    1 hr 6 min
  • Why would Coco do that?

    The biddies do another round of punch town where we tell our listeners how many baddies they'd have to punch to rid themselves of their guilt for little mistakes. Gene and Coco chat about Murderville before wandering into a fantasy world full of mistaken identities and hidden baddies. Last they recast The Departed to turn it into a romcom.

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    1 hr 14 min
  • Welcome to Punch Town and other stuff.

    Ever wondered how many Nazis you'd have to punch to absolve you of a thing you feel bad about? Well, have we got news for you! Also we do the writing prompts and stuff with time travel and alien doppelgängers and so on. 

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    1 hr 4 min
  • God wants him to kill a guy.

    The biddies are on point this week with some silly moments and the creation of a new bit! Did Indiana Jones punch enough Nazis to negate his colonialist ideologies? Did god kill a guy to make him fight his friend? Find out in this Tale of Two Biddies.

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    1 hr 6 min
  • Cat Cat Burglar

    Gene and Coco chat about The Loop then dive into a writing prompt they did on a previous recording that had to be scraped; a cat that used to be a human Cat Burglar training a new reluctant thief. Plus the demon, Skyler, that lives in your basement is taking over the internet. 

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    58 min
  • Eagle hugs, grandma warriors, and a Coco dream.

    Grandma bailed on the prophecy, a trickster got a bad rap,  and two biddies tried to write a pixar movie. Listen to Coco and Gene improvise a story, build a world, and complain about common misconceptions of science being used as the entire bases for a stories plot. 

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    1 hr 16 min
  • The Forest Rangers Apprentice

    The biddies definitely do some Witcher spoilers at the beginning so skip ahead to 15:14 to avoid the spoilers and 27:42 if you want to just jump right into the story building. This week we go into a strange forest, drink from a bottomless cooler, awaken an old god, and send Steve Buscemi on vacation. 

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    1 hr 6 min
  • Didn't I already kill you?

    Biddies talk about technical difficulties and TikTok for a moment before diving into robot magic and murder loops. Kind of a Dexter meets Groundhogs Day situation. 

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    57 min
  • The Blood of Santa.

    The biddies welcome a guest (who may or may not be secretly Gene) while they dive into Xmas themed writing prompts and create sound bites that will haunt Coco for a life time.

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    1 hr 13 min

About Tale of Two Biddies

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It’s like being in a writers room but the people you find definitely broke in and aren’t supposed to be there. Gene and Coco come together to spitball story ideas, discuss the stories they love or…