The Dragon of Wantley by Owen Wister 2 Miss Elaine Free Comedy Book Club Audiobook Library.
chapter 2 of the dragon of wantly his tale by owen wister this librivox recording is in the public domain chapter 2 how his daughter miss elaine behaved in consequence the baron walked on his rage mounting as he went till presently he began talking aloud to himself more di we and corsonage he muttered grinding his teeth over these oaths matters have come to a pretty pass per my and per two and this is what my wine bibing ancestor has brought on his posterity by his omission to fight for the true faith sir godfrey knew the outrageous injustice of this remark as well as you or i do but so did the portrait of his ancestor which he happened to be passing under for the red nose in the tapestry turned a deeper ruby in scornful anger but luckily for the nerves of its descendant the moss had eaten its mouth away so entirely that the retort it attempted to make sounded only like a faint hiss which the baron mistook for a little gust of wind behind the aris my ruddy burgundy he groaned going going and my rich fruity mauvoisee all gone father anselm didn't appreciate it either that night he dined here last september he said i had put eggshells in it eggshells poo as if any parson could talk about wine these church folk had better mind their business and say grace and eat their dinner and be thankful that's what i say eggshells forsooth the baron was passing through the chapel and he mechanically removed his helmet but he did not catch sight of the glittering eye of father anselm himself who had stepped quickly into the confessional and there in the dark watched sir godfrey with a strange mocking smile when he had the chapel to himself again the tall grey figure of the abbot appeared in full view and craftily moved across the place if you had been close beside him and had listened hard you could have heard a faint clank and jingle beneath his gown as he moved which would have struck you as not the sort of noise a hair shirt ought to make but i am glad you were not there for i do not like the way the abbott looked at all especially so near christmas tide when almost everyone somehow looks kinder as he goes about in the world father anselm moved out of the chapel and passed through lonely corridors out of wantly manor out of the courtyard and so took his way to oyster lama in the gathering dusk the few people who met him received his blessing and asked no questions for they were all serfs of the glebe and well used to meeting the abbot going and coming near wantly manor meanwhile sir godfrey paced along to think he continued aloud to think the country could be rid of this monster this guzzling serpent in a few days plenty would rain again public peace of mind would be restored the cattle would increase the crops would grow my rents treble and my wines be drunk no more by a miserable ignorant but no i'm her father elaine shall never be permitted to sacrifice herself for one dragon or twenty dragons either why what's the matter papa sir godfrey started there was miss elaine in front of him and she had put on one of the new french gowns he had brought over with him matter plenty of matter he began unluckily at least nothing is the matter at all my dear what a question am i not back all safe from the sea nothing is the matter of course hasn't your old father been away from you two whole months and weren't those pretty dresses he has carried back with him for his little girl and isn't the wine sounds no the wine isn't at least certainly it is to be sure it's what it ought to be what it ought to be yes but more def not where it ought to be i think i'm going mad and sir godfrey forgetting he held the helmet all this while dashed his hands to his head with such violence that the steel edge struck hard above the ear and in one minute had raised a lump there as large as the egg of a foul poor poor papa said miss elaine and she ran and fetched some...

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The Wit and Humor of America 3 Fascination Free Funny Audiobooks Comedy Online Audio.

section 3 of the wit and humor of america volume 2. this is a libervox recording all librivox recordings are in the public domain for more information or to volunteer please visit librivox.org

fascination by john b tabb

among your many playmates here how is it that you all prefer your little friend my dear because mama though hard we try not one of us can spit so high and catch it in his ear

end of fascination recorded by patrick reinhardt

audio The Wit and Humor of America Yes! Free Funny Audiobooks Comedy Online Audio.

section two of the wit and humor of america volume two this is a librivox recording all of the vox recordings are in the public domain for more information or to volunteer please visit librivox.org

yes by john boyle o'reilly

the words of the lips are devil or single true or false as we say or saying but the words of the eyes that mix and mingle are always saying the same old thing

end of yes recorded by patrick reinhardt

Bourree Suzuki 2 Vapor Punk Cello Violin Duet C Major Full Track Tale Teller School of Music

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Lesson Suzuki Cello School Long Long Ago Timing Articulation Vapor Punk Class with Sarnia.
hey everybody it's vapourpunk today we're going to do a private lesson for long long ago with the variation it's going to be really good fun can you join us we always love the lessons we love long long ago and today we're doing it with a drum track and we're going to learn all about timing and how to articulate the cello bow i love cello days

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Beauty at Royal Clarence with the Countess Comedy Satire Free Audiobook Tale Teller Club.
hello darlings welcome to royal clarence it's absolutely pouring down with rain today so i won't be going anywhere however i have yoga and my masseuse has just been now yesterday after a day of rest and recuperation having been to the hospital on sunday i glanced in the mirror and i noticed there were puckers and dimples and wrinkles about my personage and really uh it was very upsetting i found it very upsetting especially in view of the fact that the rather attractive gentleman who has traveled the world with the better tone voice is now my neighbor and the penthouse floor i feel that one has to make an effort and besides darlings i've got the freeze party the before party the durian party and the after party at my club in london in a couple of weeks and i will be launching myself into the public sphere once again having been pressed by my agent to do more public events you see so i looked in the mirror and i thought oh dear the ravages the ravages of time cometh upon my person and i decided to call my misuse now my misuse and i don't want to be insulting to lesbians but she does look like a rather fierce looking shot-putting lesbian and um she puts the fear of god in everyone and she says lie down like that and it's you just lie down and she gets on with it but her hands are huge her hands are bigger than my head darlings bigger than a counter's head honestly so anyway she's been this morning and i'm thus invigorated absolutely invigorating you know what happens the all the pushing and the prodding brings all the blood to the surface you see of your skin and things look better the cellulite improves etc etc and it's very important now that um you know i work on myself because i i may be halfway through my life although i was thinking as i am probably so healthy the pillar of health because of my rest days and my recuperation regime i will probably live chill 110 this is my new target it used to be about 80. it's gone up to 110. and which means i'm no not actually past the halfway mark so do you see what i'm saying yeah i'm reaching my absolute prime in which case i need to perfect every part of me and to increase its possibilities so tomorrow is the the visage the little augmentation on the visage and um today i have yoga and with my daughter that's going to be rather splendid we do it on on cam and now i was thinking you see about what to wear what does one wear to keep fit and i purchased a reebok yoga mat which was a bargain darlings it was a bargain because it was it's been it has a it's had a previous owner and i rather like this uh eco eco eco eco thing and um a lot of my things in the penthouse are actually very eco-friendly because of course they're antiques and they have been pre-owned and therefore i like to categorize myself as an eco warrior and i'm very concerned about the uh the state of the world and the environment and i was rather pleased to get this uh pre-loved reebok yoga mat however the attire was somewhat harder to come by one doesn't want to buy previously owned things that one would have around one's nethers do you see dollies you see what i'm saying there's far too much dna in those regions far too much and would one want that somebody else's dna all around there i don't think so it's all very well buying a coat or a yoga mat but when it comes to things that are close to one's center of being one perhaps uh decides it otherwise and so i have a designer who prints images of my choosing onto sportswear utterly fabulous and so i designed my own yoga wear yes darlings i did for no no no business no i had no you know dreams of becoming a sportswear designer well i did for a minute but it passed it past towings i'm not interested and um but what i did make i i made a wonderful um sports bra sports leggings and a jacket with my own designer it's rather fabulous the jacket i'm afraid i cannot wear publicly...

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die berühmte frau epistel eines ehemanns an einen andern von friedrich von schiller gelesen auf deutsch für die privat punkt ab beklagen soll ich dich mit tränen betrachtens band von dir verflucht warum weil deine ungetreue in eines anderen armen sucht was ihr die einigen versagen freund höhere fremde leiden an und lerne deine leichter tragen die schmerzt dass ich in deine rechte ein zweiter teilt beneidenswerter man mein weib gehört dem ganzen menschlichen geschlechts von bild bis an der mosel strand bis an die apenninen wand bis in die vaterstadt dem odenwald sie in allen boden feilgeboten muss sie auf den ganzen paketboten von jedem schul fox jedem hasen kunst rechtlich muss dann lassen muss sie der brille des ministers stehen und wies ein schmutz baristas befohlen auf blumen oder heißen kohlen zum ehren tempel oder pranger gehen ein leipziger dass gott ihn strafen wollte nimmt topografisch sie wie eine festung auf und bietet gegenden dem publikum zukauf an ich billig doch allein nur sprechen sollte sein dank den kanonischen gesetzen weiß deiner katyn titel doch zu schätzen sie weiß warum und tut sehr wohl daran mich kennt man nur als ninas man beklagt dass empathie und an den faktischen erscheinst du alle zungen tischen wo man des glücks wer einmal das von sich zu rühmen hätte mich ja bruder mich beschert mir endlich eine morgen chur das wahre glück den platz an ihrer linken milchmarkt kein auto und alle blicke winken auf meine stolze hälfte nur kaum ist der morgen graut die treppe schon von blauen und gelben rocken mit briefen ballen und frankierten becken signiert an die berühmte frau sie schläft so süß doch darf ich sie nicht schonen die zeitungen madame aus jena und berlin öffnet sich das auch der holden schleifen ihr erster blick fällt auf rezensionen das schöne blaue mir nicht einen blick durch fehlendes papier laut hört man in der kinderstube weinen sie legt es endlich weg und fragt nach ihren kleinen die toilette machte schon nach halber blicke nur beglücken ihren spiegel ein möglich ungeduldig drohen gibt der erschrockenen so flügel von ihren puts sind die grazien entflohen und an der stelle halter immobilien sieht man erkennen den locken bau bedienen karossen rasseln jetzt ärgern und mied lakaien springen von den tritten den duftenden hb dem reisbach den blöcken der nur nichts deutsches lesen kann gross singen und company derzeit sternchen wunderman gehör bei der berühmten zu erbitten ein ding das demut fall sich in die ecke drückt und ehemann heißt wort vornehmen angelegt hier darf ihr reihenhaus freund so viel wagen der dümmste fahrt der ärmste wicht wie sehr er sie bewundere sagen und darf es vor meinem gesicht ich stehe dabei und willig hartig heißen muss ich ihn bitten mit zu speisen bei tafel freund beginnt erst meine not da geht es über meine flaschen mit weinen von bond die mia der arzt verbot was ich die kehlen iran obama schwer verdienter bissen brot wird hungriger schmarotzer beute und diese leidige vermaledeite und staatlichkeit ist meines nieren steiners tod den mann an alle finger welche trocken was meinst du sei mein dank ein achselzucken ein mienenspiel ein geschliffenes beklagen hältst du's nicht ich verstehe es genau das diesen brillant von einer frau ein solcher pavian davon getragen der frühling kommt auf wiesen und feldern streut die natur den bunten teppichen die blumen kleiden sich ein angenehmes grün die lasche singt es liegt in allen weil dann hier ist der frühling will er die sänger wenn der süßesten gefühle der schöne heim der zeuge unserer spiele sagt ihrem herzen jetzt nichts mehr die nachtigallen haben nicht gelesen die lilien wenn man dann nicht der allgemeine jubelruf der wesen begeistert sie zu einem sinn gewicht doch nein die jahreszeit ist so schön zu reisen wie drängend von marx jetzt in kirn land seien auch hört man überall das karlsbad preisen bush ist sie doch in jenen bunten...