Tales from Terry Downs

Well Downers - we made it! It's the end of Season 1 of the Tales From Terry Downs!This week, Nicko reveals he has been growing a moustache for Movember but not actually raising any money for charity - like a legend! JP wonders whether the only safe place to protest without getting prosecuted by the government is in a nuclear wasteland. The boys spooge all over the new musical offering from local pop act Rain and Horn, before Nicko drops a massive bomb shell which will affect the future of the podcast. Finally, Uncle Ray and Uncle Ray finish us all off with a Ray Reads special as they look at CS Lewis' classic novel The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.From JP and Nicko and all of us here in Terry Downs - all our love. Until next season Downers!!!

In an attempt to wipe the memory of the depressing talentless offering by local muso's Rain and Horn a couple of weeks ago, Terry Horn has had a second crack at putting together a more update version of the them song for the podcast. Things we like:lyrics are largely indecipherable except for "JP and Nicko are legends of the town" and "Terry Downs Terry Downs Terry Downs Terry Downs";autotune means don't have to have any singing talent;generic dance beat and synth means don't have to think or feel when listening;does not mention "a Camembert Crown";Michael Rain's limited involvement (although we hope he is recovering from his chronic mental health issues). Cheers, JP and NickPs: Lyrics belowHoo ohJP and Nico talkin on the wire in terry downs tonightGunna be a good nightI remember seeing Nicko and Svetlana on their first date down at the doggy trackBelter sprinting round the corner hoping for 3rd place in along distance doggy raceUncle Ray and Uncle Ray reviewing everything that happens the world today. Stuey Davidson is behind the wheel drunk off his tits - in terry downs.Mrs Thomson baking cakes on her weekend teaching all the kiddies at the primary school.Constable Stuart got his hand cuffs handy and he got his taser tooJumpin Jai Taurima did a femer while competing in the hurdles at the regionalsJP and Nicko legends of the town down down down down in terry downs.

Hello Downers! Welcome to Episode 9 of the Tales From Terry Downs. This week, JP and Nick learn about Diwali - the Hindu festival of light and knowledge - and reflect on how it must feel to be Bryan the Indian aka the only Indian person in Terry Downs. Nicko's Russian girlfriend Svetlana gets power of attorney and sets about strategically transferring all of Nicko's property and assets into her own name. And Ray and Ray take advantage of the last opportunity to climb  Uluru to broadcast your favourite segment from the top of the rock. If it's Terry your want, it's Terry you're going to get. We've got all the Terry, and all of the Downs. Tune in to the Tales From Terry Downs. NOW!

Hello Downers! Welcome back to another episode of the Tales From Terry Downs. This week, JP and Nicko reflect on what might have inspired Kenyan marathon runner Eliud Kipchoge two run a sub two hour marathon - perhaps some bad debts, or a nasty ex girlfriend. Nicko comes up with a new shame database that would enable everyone to share their innermost secrets. And JP uses his drought relief money to commission a new theme song for the podcast by local musicians Rain and Horn. Unfortunately, Rain and Horn are not the pop duo JP and Nicko thought they were and are less than impressed with the results. It's all happening in Terry Downs!

Hello Downers! Local Downers, JP and Nicko are back with more Tales from Terry Downs!This week, JP reveals he has been the sole winner of an unexpected drought relief grant from the federal government. It's incredibly sad local news this week, with JP's prize greyhound being taken into custody by the RSPCA. Meanwhile, Nicko is disgusted at the Roosters rugby league win and Ray and Ray review a little known play by some bloke called Shakespeare.

Tales from Terry Downs is hosted by local Downers, Jp and Nicko.This week, Jp and Nicko reflect on the new Channel 10 Show, the masked singer. Nicko wonders whether Toby Green's dad's headbutt of a female officer after the AFL Grand Final should have put him in the running for most disposals by a GWS player on the day. JP bullies his little cousin Timmy to do an ad for the show. And Ray and Ray continue their tour of duty in Asia, this time reporting in from the 70th Anniversary of Communist rule in China.

Gee whiz - It's episode 5.This week, JP and Nicko reflect of Prime Minister Scotty Cam's visit to the USA. Nicko breaks some sad news about the Melbourne Cup. Contastable Stuart passes out at his own retirement function - leaving the town of Terry Downs without any law enforcement for 16 hours. And Ray and Ray leave Terry Downs for the first time in their lives to cross live from a hot spring at the Rugby World Cup in Japan.

Local Terry Downers, JP and Nicko are back with Episode 4 of the Tales From Terry DownsThis week, JP and Nicko discuss the government's decision to drug test NewStarters, which effectively means testing every single resident of Terry Downs. There's big news with the naming of Terry Downs' second street. And unfortunately, Stuey Davidson breaks the record for the most DIU charges in Terry Downs history. Also - Ray and Ray drop by to review the classic children's book, The Very Hungry Caterpillar. So subscribe and make sure you're up to date on all the Tales From Terry Downs.

Local Downers JP and Nicko are back with Ep 3 of their award winning podcast.* This week, Nicko reveals the brilliant strategy that led him to find/be found by his Russian girlfriend and one true love, Svetlana.  Meanwhile, JP decides to go public with his love for local girl, Karen Smith. If you think there's love in the air in Terry Downs - you're dead right - cause this weekend it's the Spring Ball and the boys are excited!! Also - Ray and Ray drop by to review the classic novel, Of Mice and Men. *According to fan mail received from other Terry Downers

Local Downers, JP and Nicko, are back in the Terry Downs Podcast booth for their difficult second episode of Tales from Terry Downs.This week, JP suspects a lot of the kids at Terry Down Primary School might be psychopaths. Nicko wonders whether Debbie Does Dallas was maybe lacking in narrative complexity. And JP's Uncle Ray and Nicko's Uncle Ray drop by to review electricity.