Tales From The Crit

We've arrived at the penultimate episode of the "We Deal In Dice" Epilogue. With the finale of this epic story, as well as the finale of our brief intermediary season looming on the horizon we can't help but look back at all our brave heroes have accomplished. Defeating Zombies, Worms, Shadow Folk, Spideer, and Vampires. But we also have to look at their shortcomings. Most notably, an irresistible love of pie, and carnal desires. Let's listen along as they face new challenges on their way to slay a Witch!

Betty Bob, Jesse, and Cal head out on their journey to stop an evil Witch and end the Order of the Red Right Hand once and for all. The trio soon finds out that there are still other dangers in the world that have to be dealt with first.

Content Warnings: Adult Language, Fantasy Violence

The gang is back in this exciting epilogue to our original "We Deal In Dice" story arc. Jon, Rebecca, and Mikey reprise their roles as Betty Bob Cocker, Jesse Jane, and Cal McCreah as the story continues right where it left off.

Originally released on our Patreon, we are continuing the intermission between Season Three and Season Four and bringing you all the content that was originally Patreon exclusive. This epilogue concludes with a never before heard episode making up the finale. So, if you haven't listed to the original story arc, or if it's been a while, head back to Season One and get re(caught) up!

Content Warnings: Adult Language, Fantasy Violence, Sex

This week your Crit Keeper is Connor! Join along as he plays a solo dungeon delving adventure in the game, Iron Helm! This is a continuation of our 3.5 Interlude season (even though it will only let me list it as season 4...) that is releasing all of our previous Patreon only episodes for your listening pleasure. Why are we doing this? You may ask. And well, it's because we have big plans for season 4 and we need some additional time to prepare. And, it didn't feel right having dedicated listeners of the podcast not be able to hear some of the awesome episodes we put out on our short initial stint on Patreon. So, let's go hand in hand with Connor as he enters a new dungeon!

Continuing on with our intermediary season we bring you the exciting conclusion to our solo game Spire's End-Hildegard story arc! Spire's End is an exciting line of card games that explore different characters and stories in the world the game is set in. We're getting closer to the real Season Four and we can't wait to show you what we have in store!

This episode was originally released on our Patreon but we are making it available for everyone to enjoy, so please disregard any messaging throughout that makes it seem like you shouldn't be able to listen to this episode because you are! You're just as special as anyone else with those special little ears of yours.

Content Warnings: Adult Language, Fantasy Violence

While we're busy cooking up an amazing Season Four we have taken the opportunity to change our recording cadence to something that better suits our group and should decrease the amount of delays throughout the season. As such, we have decided to take a little break from the norm between Season Three and Season Four and we are very happy to bring you a special Season 3.5. We will be sharing 7 episodes released on our Patreon last year including 2 episodes that conclude the Spire's End: Hildegard episode that was featured on Season Three last year and is a Solo-Card Based RPG played by none other than the Crit Keeper himself. This is the first of those two episodes but if you didn't listen to the original episode last season then you will be quite lost. Later on in this intermediary season you will hear Connor's episode where he plays a Solo-Dungeon Crawler called Iron Help and then we will finish up with the epilogue to our truly amazing "We Deal In Dice" story that was the finale of Season One featuring Betty Bob Cocker, Cal McCrea, and Jesse Jane. The epilogue is truly something special and we cannot wait to bring it to you.

Content Warnings: Adult Language, Fantasy Violence

Join us as we complete the second half of our season ending mega-dungeon! Will our beloved characters make it out alive and defeat the Crit Keeper's twisted dungeon? You can only find out one way- and that's by listening! This is the second half of our live Season Finale and as such, there are a few more noises than you would normally hear due to the fact there were 9 of us in the studio and we it was pretty cramped!

Content Warnings: Adult Language, Fantasy Violence

Will the Crit Keeper get his due in this very special Season Finale? With all the original characters from the first three seasons of this podcast making their way into the most perilous dungeon they have ever encountered (mostly because the majority hasn't even seen a dungeon). We had to split this 3.5 hour long mega-episode into two parts.

Each floor a different riddle and a different challenge. Come and see how all your favorite characters fair through puzzles, traps, and big ass monsters in this awesomely violent live episode!

We have 8 of our best friends in the studio ready to take on the Crit Keeper and his dungeon!

Content Warnings: Adult Language, Fantasy Violence

Spuddy, Dave, and Raekwon have managed to stumble into an ambush! How will they survive a run in with the Beef Bandit? With cunning and skill, obviously! (But is he the biggest threat on the mountain?)

Content Warnings: Adult Language, Fantasy Violence

We're back to save Freshtovia! Spuddy, Dave, and Raekwon hit the open road once again to fight the frozen scourge. Along the way they discover a mysterious town with a nefarious wind, fight some angsty Fry Fiends, and discover a new passion...fishing!

Content Warnings: Adult Language, Fantasy Violence