The Trolls combine our August catch up with a look at a cosy little event that is happening in a couple of weeks, be amazed by their incite into the internal workings of that most Prestigious of Kings of War Events.

You have heard other Podcasters tell of their Hopes and Dreams for attending Clash of Kings 2025- now listen to the drivel from two of the Trolls that aim to crush those Dreams under their Scaley Feet !

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Shroud of the Saint (Helens) III details are Here

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The Trolls are joined in the Hall by Ged Courtney , Kingdoms of Men player and the driving force behind the Kings of Liverpool and the Shroud of the Saint(Helens) Tournaments.

Ged tells us of his love of Kings of War and all things Brown in the Kingdoms of Men , we Help him by performing the draw for the upcoming Shroud of the Saint (Helens) II tournament and then we discuss the Punters lists, including that of the current UK Master, that are attending the event

Be astonished by our insight into peoples list choices and astounded by our knowledge of the intricacies of the rules of KoW.

More Details for the Tournament can be found Here

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Another Weekend, another Farm Wars - The Trolls do their bit for the Cumbrian KoW scene by performing the Draw and critiquing the carefully planned and tested Army lists of the Participants. Just a quick diversion from the Realities of Life in the Grim North ;) 

The Lists for Farm Wars XI can be found Here

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The Trolls chat to the snappiest dressing Wargamer on the Kings of War Scene in the UK, the debonair Si Brand, about the fourth installment of his Pride of the Shires Tournaments, held in Oxfordshire, called the Hodenburg Hoedown.

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Link to the Event Results is Here

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Listen while the Trolls attempt to do the draw and List review for their upcoming Tournament - The TrollFest - hear them struggle to enunciate properly, choke on words and eventually try to work out who's teeth they are wearing, but they do manage to get the message across.

Just a word of Warning - Ribble Warriors are involved so there are BAD PUNS included within this Podcast !

Jag Bloodspike has made a full recovery if anyone is concerned 

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Just a short episode to catch up with events and to shout out for coming events , not a long episode and no guests because apparently One of the Trolls is a Lazy Arse ! find out which one by listening to the episode :)

Forlorn Hope Tournament Details Here

Shroud of St Helens Details  Here

Trollfest Details Here

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Dan Bar Joins the Trolls for a waffle about Local events , their lists and players, We then discuss pressing issues for hobbyists such as Knife safety, First aid and the safe removal of models from bases, throw in some discussion of Car parks and walking and you have the perfect way to chillax and listen to over an hour of Wargaming Waffle.

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The Trolls perform the draw and review the Army lists of the participants of one of our local scenes most iconic events, the Farm Wars series of mini Tournaments, this is the beating heart of what has become known as the "Cumbrian Meta" for Kings of War,. the defining workshop of meets that allows the top Players from the Region to hone their lists and sharpen their plays.

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The Trolls Welcome Fraser Scott to the studio , when we asked the Tinternet for topics and themes for shows,. Fraser suggested we talk to a newcomer to the UK Kings of War scene,. so not wanting to miss the opportunity for a good waffle the Trolls invited Fraser to the Warriors Hall and subjected him to our in depth and penetrating questions*

Listen to the episode in wonder as we delve into the world of a newly hatched Kings of War Fanatic :)

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*Actually Waffle.

The Trolls are joined by Honorary Troll Andy to share their wisdom on how to run a Kings of War Tournament from the ground up. they discuss, amongst a plethora of vital information, such things as Venues, Scoring Systems Rulespacks and Spoons, Cows also get a quick mention.

Mostly they stay on topic and hopefully any prospective Tournament Organiser will find this Helpful !

The KoWMasters Guide to Tournament Players Etiquette can be found HERE

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