The Well Established Lesbian is full of advice this week, advice for her flatmate, advice for the younger Butches, advice for those who want to cuddle an Alpaca and if she had any decent dating advice, she’d be taking it herself. Getting back with an ex isn’t ALWAYS a bad idea right? It’s got to be better than the insane stories the catfish are coming with. Or does the Well Established Lesbian just need to remember who she is trying to make happy…

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In her quest to stay busy and ignore the disaster that is her love life, the Well Established Lesbian pursues a new hobby, keeps levelling up at the roller derby and takes on any other challenge she can find. Working hard and playing hard, can she resist the call, or the texts, of her ex? Will the return of the sexually ambiguous flatmate help?

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The Well Established Lesbian is making all kinds of moves and some are paying off. Others…not so much. She’s learnt a great deal about her best mate, maybe too much? Meanwhile, we’re about to find out if this town is big enough for these 2 ex-girlfriends…How will the WEL handle Ashleigh’s latest news? And what will she do when she runs out of distractions?

This chapter contains plenty of colourful language and discussions about sex, but that straight sex business so no worries right? ;)

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Still coming to terms with the consequences of her actions, or non action, the Well Established Lesbian needs to have a word with herself. It’s time to adapt, do things differently. Find a new path, footpath, of course. And now she’s got some crazy notion she can give stand up comedy a go. How hard can it be? Just being funny? Can’t be any harder than trying to work out how to ask a woman for her number right? Right?

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When one door closes, another one is supposed to open. Or are you supposed to open it? The Well Established Lesbian has a theory that it will open when it’s good and ready. Meanwhile she decides to get back out there. In the world of online dating. There might be plenty of fish in the sea but too many are catfish and need to be thrown back. Feeling a little thin-skinned, the Well Established Lesbian is reminded that not everyone loves a Butch. But she isn’t looking for everyone. She never was.

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CW: Mentions depression, anti-depressants & suicidal ideation.

Oh it’s messy isn’t it? Life. It’s up, it’s down and if we include the roller derby, it’s round and round too. The Well Established Lesbian is trying to keep a brave face for the world but it’s a struggle. And it’s not just her dislike of asking for help that’s getting in the way. You know what they say about assumptions, they’re the mother of all…problems. But she knows she’s not gonna get where she wants to be on her own. No matter how complicated that makes things. Life’s simpler when you just have to worry about what Simon says…

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The Well Established Lesbian thinks she’s the new Banksy and faces tough negotiations when trying to sell her art. Break up admin still needs doing, bringing the exes back together, purely for practical reasons, or maybe not? The WEL has plans, aside from celebrating Christmas in September, but life doesn’t care. It’s one step forward, two steps back. Whatever happens, she’d do well to remember, no-one cares if you wear the red trousers and even astronauts have parents.

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