Captain, it's time to wake up. We need to get you cleaned up because there's some exciting news.

Triggers: brushing, cleaning, nail trimming and scissor sounds

Captain, thank you for fixing the problems aboard the Star ship Magnolia. Now we need to discuss our other issue and get you prepped to return to your sleep. 

triggers: shaving, mic scratch and peeling stickers

Sorry Captain but there's been a problem aboard the Starship Magnolia. I'll have to wake you up so you can deal with it. Don't worry it will be a very soothing wake up and I'm sure you'll be able to resolve all our issues. 

Triggers- brushing, scissor sounds, peeling, washing and lots of personal attention.

Captain, welcome to the starship Magnolia. Your helpful shipboard AI and robot will help you prepare for cryosleep. You will wake up in 2000 years. Unless something goes wrong...

Here are some ocean sounds just for you. I left in a tiny bit of wind for the sensation. Thanks for listening!

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You're a mermaid with big plans but your tail could use some care. Let's get those scales and fin healthy and gleaming bright at this ocean side spa. 

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Here are 12 triggers and lots of fast tapping for you. No talking. Enjoy!

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Here is a small fizzy, chilly, soundscape for your ears. No story, not talking apart from the intro. Just ice and fizzing. Stay cool and enjoy!

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I know some of you like those longer episodes so here you go! All the post vampire bite and new vampire role play episodes in one place. Please enjoy!

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You've got a long undeath in front of you, so stop by the After Bite Clinic for a little financial planning. You can learn out Bitecoin the vampire cryptocurrency and other investment options for the undead. We're here to put you on the path to vampire financial freedom. 

triggers: writing and typing

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