Tales of Nowhere

As King Detritus regails the Janiteers with his tragic backstory, they make their way through the Jewel to enact a crazy plan with the help of Darwin and Darloft. Cookies.

The great delve adventure continues, as the Infiniteers find themselves in a strangely familiar location: ...high school? That's weird. Well anyway, some crazy stuff happens and then they have to escape before the dread eats them.

It's a race against the clock as the Janiteers delve head-first into an ancient ruin in search for a cypher that could save the Jewel from the Dread's destruction...Man, that description won't make any sense if you haven't heard the last few episodes.

Boarding the subway (or is it a train?), the Janiteers learn more about the small community they've apparently decided to join. Then they fight some stuff.

The Janiteers arrive in a brand new world, one that's been around the block a few times. In a strange place called the Cold Desert, they must figure out how to play by a whole new set of rules.

The fight for Nowhere continues as the Janiteers do battle with a massive crystal creature, then face an even bigger, more terrifying challenge: Diplomacy.

Back in Nowhere, the Janiteers and a wandering Infiniteer have the chance to explore the now bustling train station and decide who around them is worth trusting.

A rescue mission turns into an all-out arena brawl in a pit of rust and metal with a healthy dose of family bickering. What else did you expect when Hondo comes back?

Sandstorms, explosions, and dangerous car stunts keep the Janiteers from discovering what exactly is going on as they traverse the wasteland on an epic mission to rescue...someone? Maybe?

Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's Shadow of the Demonlord arc? How did we think we could get away with time travel? How will we feel about Rothdamona now that everything's all said and done? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere!