It's time to see if the Unfiniteers have what it takes to be on a pirates crew! Get ready for death defying stunts, swashbuckling fights, and random wild animal attacks!

After a death-defying escape, the Unfiniteers meet up with the Inquisition's opposition, on the island city of San Sancha.

As the days in Nowhere stretch on, the gang gets along as best they can waiting for the upcoming journey to a brand new world.

Set in Deadlands Reloaded, many years after Season One, Xavier and Hondo head to the midwestern states to investigate the report of a missing person.

Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's Blades in the Dark Arc? And what the next RPG we visit will be? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere!

Look, some things happened. It involved a train called the Polar...whatever, a kidnapped Santa, and some fire. I'm not exactly sure of all the details, but let's sit around the fire, talk it out, and see if we can't get to the bottom of it.

Funerals are tough, at least according to my programming. The truth is, I've never been to one. But I've lost people, and I know what that feels like. This is on an entirely different spot on the spectrum as far as funerals go. I don't even know if there's ever been one like this before. Wish I could have seen it.

The more I learn about this place, the less it feels like home. It's a sad truth, and one I haven't come to terms with yet. But for the first time I'm starting to question my place in the universe. Not something I've ever had to do before. At the very least, I'm glad I have people I trust to guide me along the way. That's right, my friends are coming home today.

Sometimes, there are no words. And it seems almost silly for that time to come around as we watch over this strange little city in the middle of a dying universe...but maybe it's more about the people in that strange little city. If they've come to care enough to try and save it, if they have it in them to change, if they could one day be called heroes.

I can't believe I'm saying this but for once I'm glad I'm stuck in Nowhere. Don't think I could stand this kind of party. Too high class, too many stuffed shirts. Not that I'm against stuffed shirts. It's just a colloquialism, you understand. And to be honest, I've always wanted to try a crab puff. Maybe I'm not so glad after all.