Tales of the Justice Society of America – Two True Freaks

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Hey there, folks. Brain Wave here again. I just got back from the ass whooping lynch mob that was the combined forces of the Jutsice Society of America and the All-Star Squadron who...well...they whipped my ass pretty good. Turns out I am not as smart as I thought I was. I thought I had everything figured out but then All-Star Squadron #20 went down and it turns out that a certain hero with an emerald ring screwed everything up for me. It was a pretty cool story, though. Scott and Mike of Tales of the JSA tell you all about it in their 54th episode. They cover the story from top to bottom and as usual talk about the things they liked and what they didn't like.

After that they talk about the ads of the book which once again sucked pretty hard. The Meanwhile column was cool but ever since those Hostess Fruit Pies ads dried up Mike and Scott have been kind of lost. Apparently dramatically reading those ads gave them purpose or something.

I think my ribs are broken. Someone should call a doctor.

Once the ads are finished the guys talk about what else was going on in the DC Multiverse and tackle three e-mails from the same guy, which sparks a lot of good discussion. I am sure Scott and Mike would like to thank Luke for writing in and providing that much grist for the mill.

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...Sorry...lost consciousness for a while there. And I just soiled myself so while you listen to the episode I will seek medical assitance.

Next time: All-Star Squadron #21. It's pretty epic. Brain Wave out.

Hey there, folks. Brain Wave here again. I just got back from the ass whooping lynch mob that was the combined forces of the Jutsice Society of America and the All-Star Squadron who…well…they whipped my ass pretty good. Turns out I am not as smart as I thought I was. I thought I had everything figured out but then All-Star Squadron #20 went down and it turns out that a certain hero with an emerald ring screwed everything up for me. It was a pretty cool story, though. Scott and Mike of Tales of the JSA tell you all about it in their 54th episode. They cover the story from top to bottom and as usual talk about the things they liked and what they didn’t like.

After that they talk about the ads of the book which once again sucked pretty hard. The Meanwhile column was cool but ever since those Hostess Fruit Pies ads dried up Mike and Scott have been kind of lost. Apparently dramatically reading those ads gave them purpose or something.

I think my ribs are broken. Someone should call a doctor.

Once the ads are finished the guys talk about what else was going on in the DC Multiverse and tackle three e-mails from the same guy, which sparks a lot of good discussion. I am sure Scott and Mike would like to thank Luke for writing in and providing that much grist for the mill.

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…Sorry…lost consciousness for a while there. And I just soiled myself so while you listen to the episode I will seek medical assitance.

Next time: All-Star Squadron #21. It’s pretty epic. Brain Wave out.

http://twotruefreaks.com/media/podcasts/talesjsa/mp3/JSAEp054.mp3

GREETINGS TO THE RABBLE THAT LISTENS TO THIS SHOW!

It is I...BRAIN WAVE...master criminal and three time winner of the Dr. Sivana Look-A-Like Contest and I have hi-jacked this entry to put you under my thrawl in my plan to take over the world! The small minded simpletons that host this show...Scott and Mike...have once again teamed up to yammer on about an issue of All-Star Squadron (issue 19 to be exact). In that issue I...BRAIN WAVE...have kidnapped the Justice Society of America, which is like the coolest thing ever, right? Anyway, the All-Stars show up and try to stop me but they can't because I am the most awesome thing to ever happen to planet Earth.

Ouside of talking about this issue Mike and Scott talk about a whole bunch of other stuff too and that is where the seeds of my takeover attempt will be planted. I have stolen this episode and laced it with subliminal messages that will cause you to bow before my large and sexy cranium! So when Scott is talking about the World's Fair or Mike is talking about...well...whatever the hell Mike talks about you will fall further and further under my control!

Resistance is futile! I control you and soon I will control the world!

Next time: Why am I bothering to write a next time? I will control planet Earth by then. Oh well, in case something happens and I haven't dominated the world Scott and Mike will talk about All-Star Squadron #20. And Mike will fight a bear.

It is I…BRAIN WAVE…master criminal and three time winner of the Dr. Sivana Look-A-Like Contest and I have hi-jacked this entry to put you under my thrawl in my plan to take over the world! The small minded simpletons that host this show…Scott and Mike…have once again teamed up to yammer on about an issue of All-Star Squadron (issue 19 to be exact). In that issue I…BRAIN WAVE…have kidnapped the Justice Society of America, which is like the coolest thing ever, right? Anyway, the All-Stars show up and try to stop me but they can’t because I am the most awesome thing to ever happen to planet Earth.

Ouside of talking about this issue Mike and Scott talk about a whole bunch of other stuff too and that is where the seeds of my takeover attempt will be planted. I have stolen this episode and laced it with subliminal messages that will cause you to bow before my large and sexy cranium! So when Scott is talking about the World’s Fair or Mike is talking about…well…whatever the hell Mike talks about you will fall further and further under my control!

Resistance is futile! I control you and soon I will control the world!

Next time: Why am I bothering to write a next time? I will control planet Earth by then. Oh well, in case something happens and I haven’t dominated the world Scott and Mike will talk about All-Star Squadron #20. And Mike will fight a bear.

http://twotruefreaks.com/media/podcasts/talesjsa/mp3/JSAEp053.mp3

TALES MAY BE LATE THIS WEEK BUT BOY WAS IT WORTH THE WAIT!

Well, Scott and Mike hope so anyway. This time out they cover All-Star Squadron #18 and boy is this another mixed bag. On one hand you have the origin of a new member of the team named Tarantula, which leads to a spirited debate about this "new" character. On the other hand the bad guy this time out is goofy as Hell and Scott pretty much hates him. Beyond that discussion (which will change the world as you know it) they do the usual ad coverage, explore what else was going on in the DC Multiverse at the time and then read more of your e-mails!

Next time: All-Star Squadron #19. Jerry Ordway takes over as penciller. This series just got even more awesome.

Well, Scott and Mike hope so anyway. This time out they cover All-Star Squadron #18 and boy is this another mixed bag. On one hand you have the origin of a new member of the team named Tarantula, which leads to a spirited debate about this “new” character. On the other hand the bad guy this time out is goofy as Hell and Scott pretty much hates him. Beyond that discussion (which will change the world as you know it) they do the usual ad coverage, explore what else was going on in the DC Multiverse at the time and then read more of your e-mails!

Next time: All-Star Squadron #19. Jerry Ordway takes over as penciller. This series just got even more awesome.

http://twotruefreaks.com/media/podcasts/talesjsa/mp3/JSAEp052A.mp3

TALES IS BACK...BACK AGAIN...TALES IS BACK...TELL A FRIEND.

No seriously. Tell a friend. Scott and Mike want more listeners so that they can finally quit their jobs and take over the world.

Anywho...

Tales is indeed back with another fantastic episode which will, as usual, be the best thing to happen to you all week. In this episode Mike and Scott cover All-Star Squadron #17, which has a lousy cover but a freaking amazing story on the inside. This time out Robotman is on trial...for his very life. Seems some shyster lawyer wants to control the money Robert Crane (the guy Robotman was before he assumed room temperature and had his brain placed into a robotic body) left behind, so he's claiming that Robbie is a menace. The story is awe to the some, yo, but there are some problems and most of them revolve around Johnny Quick.

THIS EPISODE WILL FOREVER CHANGE HOW YOU LOOK AT LIFE! WE PROMISE!

Actually we don't, but listen anyway.

No seriously. Tell a friend. Scott and Mike want more listeners so that they can finally quit their jobs and take over the world.

Anywho…

Tales is indeed back with another fantastic episode which will, as usual, be the best thing to happen to you all week. In this episode Mike and Scott cover All-Star Squadron #17, which has a lousy cover but a freaking amazing story on the inside. This time out Robotman is on trial…for his very life. Seems some shyster lawyer wants to control the money Robert Crane (the guy Robotman was before he assumed room temperature and had his brain placed into a robotic body) left behind, so he’s claiming that Robbie is a menace. The story is awe to the some, yo, but there are some problems and most of them revolve around Johnny Quick.

THIS EPISODE WILL FOREVER CHANGE HOW YOU LOOK AT LIFE! WE PROMISE!

Actually we don’t, but listen anyway.

http://twotruefreaks.com/media/podcasts/talesjsa/mp3/JSAEp051.mp3

WELCOME TO TALES OF THE JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA'S 50TH EPISODE! AND BOY DO SCOTT AND MIKE HAVE A PACKED SHOW FOR YOU! THERE ARE GUESTS GALORE INCLUDING BEA ARTHUR AND THE 1972 MIAMI DOLPHINS PLUS ALL KINDS OF MUSIC AND MIKE EVEN FIGHTS A BEAR!

Wait a second...none that happens in this episode. And why?

BECAUSE MIKE AND SCOTT ARE DUMBASSES AND THOUGHT THEY WERE RECORDING EPISODE 49 EVEN THOUGH THEY HAD ALREADY DONE THAT!

Again...dumbasses.

Anyway, this is episode 50 and the guys cover ALL-STAR SQUADRON #16, which was...not the best example of why this series is awesome. Mike gives a quick book recommendation (leading to a tangent, naturally) but once the synopsis (where Mike seemingly ignores Scott) is over the complaining begins. From the Scooby-Doo nature of the story to the issues with time paradoxes to Liberty Belle's shocking lack of medical knowledge to Etta Candy to a FREAKING PIT OF FIRE UNDER A METAL FLOOR Scott and Mike just go to town on this story. It's not all bad though and there is even a tangent about Song of the South.

After all of that is the usual Elsewhere in the DC Multiverse and more of your e-mails!

Next time: All-Star Squadron #17, which is a much better story.

Wait a second…none that happens in this episode. And why?

Again…dumbasses.

Anyway, this is episode 50 and the guys cover ALL-STAR SQUADRON #16, which was…not the best example of why this series is awesome. Mike gives a quick book recommendation (leading to a tangent, naturally) but once the synopsis (where Mike seemingly ignores Scott) is over the complaining begins. From the Scooby-Doo nature of the story to the issues with time paradoxes to Liberty Belle’s shocking lack of medical knowledge to Etta Candy to a FREAKING PIT OF FIRE UNDER A METAL FLOOR Scott and Mike just go to town on this story. It’s not all bad though and there is even a tangent about Song of the South.

After all of that is the usual Elsewhere in the DC Multiverse and more of your e-mails!

Next time: All-Star Squadron #17, which is a much better story.

http://twotruefreaks.com/media/podcasts/talesjsa/mp3/JSAEp050.mp3