009 - Christmas Is In The Gutter (AKA Talkin Saucy)

This time our heroes discuss a series of disastrous dating dalliances, one of which includes climbing out of a toilet window and getting caught, we have a series of confessions to mull over from Lugless Douglas, a woman is put in a skip (and this time it's personal) plus all the usual assorted geekery you've come to expect from this show. Finally we finish with an impromptu Kansas City Shuffle. What more could you want? Ok don't answer that, just take a number and sit down in the waiting area.

Roll up, roll up, it's time for another Tales Of The Unattested! In episode 7 we dish out some Unattested couples counselling, we debate what film we'd like to live in, we scratch our heads at why people have trouble accepting a gay wizard, and we ask the hard hitting questions - should chips come with chips? It's an age old dilemma. We also introduce the inaugural episode of Family Chatters (a podcast within a podcast), where Caz surreptitiously records her family having hilarious conversations, the opening topic is Instagram. Meanwhile on the geeky side we talk Venom, Crimes Of Grindelwald, Lucky Number Slevin and much more...

It's that time again (checks watch) yeah it's been about 2 weeks so we are back. Much like the Guerillas of soul we strike unannounced and fade back into the night. On this show we discuss The Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina, 3 chickens who escaped and walked into a bar (put you own punchline in there), Mr Robot, whether we would destroy the global financial system given a chance, Ray Donovan, crappy half arsed "immersive" film screenings and a whole lot more. Enjoy it! Also please send us your thoughts, feelings, confessions or anything else to [email protected] or use the anonymous form at http://unattested.club kthxbai

Greetings and welcome back to Tales Of The Unattested. In this episode our erstwhile heroes discuss a plethora of topics and air a couple of listener confessions. What would it be like in prison? Dan is pretty convinced Oz was a documentary. Caz outshines her sidekick (as usual) with a story of escapism and ill advised marshmallow binge-ing in the back of a lorry at age 3 or 4... the police were scrambled, the marshmallows were not. Plus on the menu we have dune bashing, flights of whiskey and hallucinogenic raindeer piss. So if all madness sounds like your cup of tea you've come to the right place. Step into our office and mind your head on the door :)

In this episode Dan and Caz discuss Reg The Exterminator, Dan gets worryingly overexcited about Batman's wang and our heroes spend a loooong time discussing that. No pun intended. There is also talk of Iron Fist-ing. Basically it's by far the dirtiest show we've done so don't listen to this one with the kids OK? Good. We've sent them to sit in a cold shower and think about what they've done, we're sorry... but not really ;)

Just when you thought it was safe... here we come again, albeit after a little 17 day break. We've been busy OK and we make no apologies for that, but we did miss you... especially you in the red shirt... you know who you are... call us ;-) In this episode we discuss the many inconsistencies of the Marvel movie franchise, sabotaging other people's motorbikes, how to stop a skateboard with your face, why Batman would never misplace his car and much much more. Enjoy!

We're back! Don't call it a comeback, we've been here for years... ok ok so only one episode previous to this but come on people, work with me here. In this episode we actually have some confessions to read out, 4 to be precise, yeah that's right 4, count em. We also embrace our usual tangents into stories of our own and pop culture references. There's talk of how quickly Daredevil would locate an errant dog turd, mystery kitchen fitters, drunken nights out, electric vehicle joy riding and so much more. Pull up a chair and come join us!

The first ever episode of our new show Tales Of The Unattested. We explain a bit about who were are, discuss our favourite funerals, which comic book character we would be and lots more besides. We want to hear your anonymous stories and confessions. Details of how to send them can be found at the website - http://unattested.podfactory.org