It was a bright and early Saturday morning. The Tuesdays were at 9, the Poopy was Dickums, and, god damn it, why are all the alley children making an offering to Beelzebub? This isn't Ekron. This is the All Serious Subjects Podcast (ASS) and today we're going to get INTERPOL on our boy butts with all these sickeningly serious Talibanese subjects we're piloting towards those ears of yours. Also Cleveland.