Do you feel past your prime? Old? Ugly? Saggy? Well, don't go workout or eat well, just take... The Substance (2025)!

Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the message of Hollywood hating the old, Gary Busey making a guest appearance, and showing you those Mubis!

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (Pfizer vs. TV Execs) and lost (Eggs vs. TV Audience) the film? What spot does the body horror duplicate on our All-Time Scary Movie List? Finally, is the Hollywood-obsessed scare realistic and would both hosts recommend you watch it?

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If there's a Valentine's Day dance in town this year, just avoid it, or you could just be... My Bloody Valentine (1981)!

Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the motivation to honor one's father's killer, the effectiveness of the pickaxe as a weapon, and women being blamed for everything!

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (Golden Bullet Pickaxe vs. Hollis) and lost (Orphans vs. Women's Rights) the film? What spot does the copy-and-paste holiday horror flick axe on our All-Time Scary Movie List? Finally, is the Valentine's slasher realistic and would both hosts recommend you watch it?

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If you get a home that seems too good to be true, ask if anyone has been murdered there so you aren't the next victim of... The Grudge (2004)!

Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss what The Grudge actually is, the back and forth storyline, and one of the biggest twists/reveals in cinema history!

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (Pyromaniacs vs. Quick Deaths) and lost (Privacy vs. Asains) the film? What spot does the creepy asian haunt hunt down on our All-Time Scary Movie List? Finally, is the early 2000's creepy classic realistic and would both hosts recommend you watch it?

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Are you obsessed with someone who doesn't want you? That's ok, just threaten to kill everyone they love and wipe out the entire city until they choose to be with you, just like the toxic... Nosferatu (2024)!

Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the chest blood sucking, sunlight looking like moonlight, & necrophilia?

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (Toxic Men vs. Torches) and lost (Friedrich vs. Leg Day for Orlok) the film? What spot does the classic remake manipulate on our All-Time Scary Movie List? Finally, is the blood gulping flick realistic and would both hosts recommend you watch it?

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When you think of Christmas you might think about red & green, but what about yellow? Well, you will think about yellow this holiday if you watch... Black Christmas (2006)!

Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the newer spin on the yuletide slasher, super ugly "women" & this movie's hatred for eyeballs!

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (1970's Housing vs. Homebuilder) and lost (Eyes vs. Plastic Bag Consistency) the film? What spot does the holiday horror poke out on our All-Time Scary Movie List? Finally, is the eye obsessed remake realistic and would both hosts recommend you watch it?

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It's the holiday season, a time to be with family and loved ones, but make sure you check in on those extended relatives before the festivities or you could be in grave danger during... The Visit (2015)!

Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss cutting off family members, mixing horror and comedy, & granny ass.

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (Holding Grudges vs. Childhood Trauma) and lost (Volunteering vs. Grandparents) the film? What spot does The Visit visit on our All-Time Scary Movie List? Finally, is the odd family get-together movie realistic and would both hosts recommend you watch it?

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Carve up the turkey, bring out the stuffing and sides and avoid a murder spree this... Thanksgiving (2023)!

Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss slashers to be thankful for, feeling bad for a cheating killer, & some of the most holiday-inspired kills you will ever see!

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (Douchebags that try to steal your girl vs. Axes) and lost (Thanksgiving Traditions vs. Scalp Strength) the film? What spot does Thanksgiving carve out on our All-Time Scary Movie List? Finally, is the thankful holiday inspired scary movie realistic and would both hosts recommend you watch it?

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Ever heard of the Night Stalker? Well, get ready for a porn-driven version in... MaXXXine (2024)!

Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the unique storyline choices, MaXXXine's take on feminism, & why a church would try to fight for God by murdering Hollywood?

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (Old School Feminism vs. Secularism) and lost (The Catholic Church vs. Being Born in the Wrong Era) the film? What spot does MaXXXine seduce on on our All-Time Scary Movie List? Finally, is the adult film inspired scary movie realistic and would both hosts recommend you watch it?

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Michael is back in Haddonfield to slaughter the townspeople for some reason and show off his new assassain techniques in... Halloween Kills (2021)!

Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss one of the worst horror movies of all time, how Michael became a covert assassain, & the choice to make the townspeople the protagonists!

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (The Old Michael Victims vs. John Wick's cameo) and lost (The Director vs. Karen) the film? What spot does Halloween Kills stink up on on our All-Time Scary Movie List? Finally, is the sequel realistic and would both hosts recommend you watch it?

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Look at that grin... it's terrifying. Run or you might just be the next victim in... Smile 2 (2024)!

Join Davis Dillingham & Ryan King as they discuss the Smile Entity's invincibility, one of the greatest horror acting performances of all time, and should more dancers be used in horror films?

In addition, what are the scariest & funniest moments in the movie? Who do we think won (Skye's Throat Game vs. Voss Water) and lost (Lady Gaga vs. Humanity vs. Moms) the film? What spot does Smile 2 feed on on our All-Time Scary Movie List? Finally, is the new sequel realistic and would both hosts recommend you watch it?

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