Join the boys for Episode 29 as they welcome special guest Bailey Smith (B Smythe/brother of Bunga) to the show!

The crew re-lives classic family wedding memories, breaks down Father's Day and life on the farm, and gives an update on the Well Park Country Club green and upcoming merch. Plus, Harry drops his Top 5 Aussie holiday destinations, and the panel dissected the Brisbane Lions' finals loss to Sydney and the AFL's new wildcard round structure.

Episode Timings

• 00:00 – Intro & Special Guest Bailey Smith
• 01:00 – The Legendary Backyard Cricket Catch & Wedding Memories
• 07:38 – Father’s Day & Living at Well Park
• 11:30 – Well Park Country Club Green Update & Merch Drop
• 18:25 – Talk of the Town Pub Chat & Merch Ideas
• 24:30 – High School TikTok Clout & TOTT Fantasy League
• 27:10 – Harry’s Top 5 Australian Holiday Destinations
• 41:10 – Brisbane Lions Finals Review: "Shitting the Bed" Against Sydney
• 51:00 – Lions Backline & Upcoming Semi-Final vs. Crows Prediction
• 58:15 – Stock Exchange: AFL Wildcard Round Format
• 01:02:10 – Wrap Up & Outro

The boys are back in person to preview the Swans vs. Lions qualifying final. Gus gives an update straight off the fertiliser tractor, the crew drops a quick Mackay vlog status, and Lachlan runs through a rapid-fire breakdown of everyday social etiquette rules. Plus, Harry ranks his top 5 ice creams, the boys review the first AFL wildcard round, and they break down the sad send-off for Broncos legend Adam Reynolds

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Chapter Timings

• 00:00 – Intro & Back In-Person
• 00:50 – Studio Updates & Bullheads in the Feet
• 03:00 – Gus on the Fertiliser & Pod Progress
• 05:45 – Mackay Vlog Status & Dad Life
• 10:15 – Long Hours on the Tractor
• 11:34 – Harry’s First Paintball Match
• 17:50 – Milestone: 100+ Weekly Listens
• 18:55 – Lachlan’s Etiquette Segment: Crossings, Trolleys & Merging
• 29:10 – Lachlan’s Etiquette Segment: Footpaths, Food Courts & Mates Rates
• 42:00 – Harry’s Top 5 Ice Cream Flavors
• 48:07 – AFL Wildcard Round Breakdown
• 57:55 – Swans vs. Lions Qualifying Final Preview
• 01:04:45 – NRL: Adam Reynolds’ Farewell & Broncos Rebuild
• 01:12:15 – Wrap Up & Father’s Day Plans

Fresh off a wild weekend trip to Mackay to watch Australia beat Bangladesh in just two days, the boys are back to recount the madness. Recorded live with Angus fertilising fields straight from his tractor, the gang breaks down their Mackay trip highlights—from pink eye diagnoses and cheap beers at the Mackay Bowling Club to Steve Smith back tattoos. They also unpack the 2nd Test match performance, discuss Australia's selection burning questions ahead of the South Africa tour, preview the AFL Wild Card round, celebrate the Brisbane Lions' thrashing of Collingwood, and debate Harry’s Top 5 cleaning machines.

Chapter Timings

• 00:00 – Intro & Gus Broadcasting Live from the Tractor
• 01:28 – The Mackay Trip Recap: Pink Eye, "The Bely," & Vlog Teaser
• 09:35 – Parking Up at the Mackay Bowling Club & Cheap Beer Reviews
• 16:07 – Great Barrier Reef Arena: Venue & Pitch Performance Breakdown
• 23:20 – Australia Dominates Bangladesh in 2 Days
• 33:28 – Test Selection Dilemmas & South Africa Tour Preview
• 40:38 – AFL Wild Card Round Debate
• 45:02 – Brisbane Lions Crush Collingwood & Cam Rayner’s Helmet Intel
• 55:53 – Harry’s Top 5 Cleaning Machines
• 01:01:25 – The Stock Exchange Segment & Wrap-Up

Half a year in and 26 episodes deep, the boys are back on the couch discussing the latest chaos on and off the field! Gus is hungover and Lachlan & Harry let him know about ! From a review of the "Bizzas" Shapes hybrid and surviving a hectic Warrego Highway road trip, to Harry’s Top 5 dog breeds and the Lions' victory over the Suns.

Plus, an absolute meltdown over Australia’s historic Test loss to Bangladesh in Darwin, predictions for the upcoming Mackay Test, and the weekly Stock Exchange.

Apologies if there are some very slight audio dropouts, we are ironing out a kink in the recording process (Lachlan plugging the power cable into the wrong USB C port)

Chapter Timings

• 00:00 – Intro, Low IQ Comments & Chocolate Mousse Review
• 05:00 – Golf Day Recap & Highway Road Trip Chaos
• 18:00 – Fantasy Premier League Announcement & ABC Radio Gripe
• 27:20 – On-Air Shape Taste Test: "The Bizza's"
• 32:50 – Harry’s Top 5 Dog Breeds
• 43:00 – Brisbane Lions vs. Gold Coast Suns Breakdown & Fagan’s Record
• 54:50 – Australia's Embarrassing Test Loss to Bangladesh in Darwin
• 01:13:50 – Mackay Test Preview & Team Selections
• 01:24:20 – Stock Exchange Segment & Wrap-Up

The boys reunite in person after a few technical delays and heat checks. With Harry on the brink of his 18th birthday, the crew dives headfirst into their recent addiction to mobile gaming classic Tiny Tower and breaks down the golden era of phone games. Plus, they recap the Brisbane Lions' dominant win over Hawthorn, discuss their trip to the Broncos vs. Dolphins match, and preview Australia's test series against Bangladesh in Darwin.

Chapter Timings

• 00:00 – Intro & Technical Dramas
• 01:19 – Harry Turns 18 & Birth Nostalgia
• 04:26 – The Tiny Tower & Mobile Gaming Obsession
• 17:23 – iPhone Game of the Year Nostalgia
• 22:35 – Shapes Pizza vs. Barbecue Debate
• 24:53 – Harry's Top 5 iPhone Games of All Time
• 31:37 – AFL: Brisbane Lions destroy Hawthorn
• 51:33 – NRL: Broncos vs. Dolphins Recap & Suncorp Highlights
• 56:48 – Cricket: Australia vs. Bangladesh Test Preview in Darwin

Lachlan, Angus, and Harry return to recap a dark weekend as the Lions get dismantled by Carlton at Marvel Stadium by 76 points, and the Broncos' dismal 2026 NRL season officially comes to a close.

The boys break down Harry’s epic weekend gluttony fest, share their spoiler-free thoughts on Spider-Man: Brand New Day, and run through Harry's controversial Top 5 Arnott’s Shapes flavours bracket. They also delve into Shapes reviews and some Shapes history!

Plus, Angus officially locks in his Premier League team selection, and the boys debate whether caretaker coach Josh Fraser deserves the Carlton head coaching gig permanently.

• 00:00 – Intro: A Disastrous Saturday Night for Brisbane Sport
• 01:53 – Weekend Recaps: Gluttony Fests, Thermomix Porridge & Desserts
• 08:40 – Movie Review: Spider-Man: Brand New Day & Marvel’s Future
• 16:48 – Top 5 Segment: Arnott’s Shapes Flavors Bracket
• 26:33 – Outrageous Product Reviews & The 2016 Shapes Recipe Backlash
• 34:45 – AFL Breakdown: Lions Embarrassed by Carlton at Marvel
• 41:42 – Injury Concerns, Selection Dilemmas & Hawthorn Preview
• 50:12 – NRL Breakdown: Broncos Season Officially Dead & Buried
• 55:04 – Stock Exchange: Does Josh Fraser Deserve the Permanent Blues Job?
• 01:00:17 – Premier League Era: Angus Formally Announces His Football Club
• 01:11:28 – Outro & Wrapping Up Episode 24

Power Outage at the Gabba! The boys break down an incredible Sunday at the Gabba as the Brisbane Lions extend their winning streak to seven with a 59-point dismantling of Port Adelaide. With Will Ashcroft continuing his insane resurgence, Sam Draper launching bombs from the centre square, and Charlie Cameron taking hangers, the Lions are flying high—despite a boneheaded MRO moment from Ty Gallop.

Meanwhile, down in the NRL, the Broncos' disastrous season is officially buried following an 18–10 loss to the Cowboys, raising serious questions about Michael Maguire's future at Red Hill. Plus, the boys unpack Australia’s newly named Test squad for the Top End series against Bangladesh in Darwin and Mackay, navigate the ongoing administrative shambles surrounding the England Test captaincy, and dive deep into Harry’s controversial Top 5 Supermarket Biscuits.

Chapter Timings

• 00:00 – Intro: Freezing Winters, Kingsthorpe Housewarmings & Winter Weather
• 04:27 – The Broken Tigers Fan: Fire Pit Sacrifices & The Hope That Kills You
• 07:03 – Harry’s AI Ban & Tech Dilemmas
• 09:36 – Harry’s Top 5 Segment: Supermarket Biscuits Bracket
• 14:49 – Lachlan’s Top 5 Biscuits: The Caramel Crown Supremacy
• 20:34 – Lions Batter Port Adelaide: 7 Wins in a Row at a Sun-Drenched Gabba
• 26:13 – The Eric Hipwood Eye-Test Paradox & Managing Oscar Allen’s Return
• 31:19 – Will Ashcroft’s Masterclass & The Lion Barometer Index
• 37:01 – Josh Carr’s "Grubby" Claims & Ty Gallop’s Impending MRO Suspension
• 45:00 – Australian Test Squad Named: Top End Series vs Bangladesh
• 49:43 – The Renshaw & McSweeney Debate: Is Marnus Under Pressure?
• 53:22 – England’s Captaincy Vacuum: Joe Root Back in the Frame?
• 56:22 – Season Over: Cowboys Eliminate the Broncos from 2026 Finals
• 01:01:45 – The Stock Exchange: Future-Proofing Aussie Cricket, ECB Failures & Madge’s Blame
• 01:13:02 – Outro & Looking Ahead to Carlton at Marvel

The boys regroup after Angus’s first week back on the tools by himself—and it turns out his newfound obsession with open space might leave his backyard completely tree-free. Meanwhile, tragedy hits the farm as the legendary Ford 5000 tractor is in dire need of open heart surgery.

Over in the sporting world, the Brisbane Broncos finally snap their historic club-record losing streak with a stunning upset against the Panthers, while the mighty Brisbane Lions head out west to secure a highly professional, grit-and-grind victory over the plucky West Coast Eagles. The boys unpack Kai Lohmann's All-Australian trajectory, check in on Dayne Zorko's aging hamstring, and look ahead to the massive post-Bazball era as rumours swirl that our very own Justin Langer is the leading candidate to coach England. To round it off, Harry brings the chaos back to the studio with his Top 5 Animals bracket, triggering a full-scale debate on why cats are officially banned from the conversation.

• 00:00 – Intro: Life After Chainsaws & Angus’s Solo Welfare Check
• 05:32 – The Yucca Eviction Hangover & Tree Safety Shortcomings
• 10:22 – Vale Ford 5000: A Farm Legend is in trouble
• 11:08 – Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey & World Cup Final Predictions
• 15:00 – 2026 World Cup: Reflecting on the tournament
• 24:49 – Harry’s Top 5 Animals
• 33:03 – Bonus Bracket: Lachlan’s Top 5 Pets (Parrot Supremacy)
• 36:48 – Streak Snapped! Broncos Defy the Odds Against the Panthers
• 40:54 – Lions Survive the West: Banana Skins, Kai Lohman & Zorko's Hammy
• 46:34 – The Oscar Allen VFL Return & Re-evaluating Eric Hipwood
• 51:55 – Brandon Starcevich’s Frame-Jersey Homecoming
• 55:57 – The Justin Langer Revenge Arc: Can an Aussie Save England Test Cricket?
• 01:02:20 – The Captaincy Succession Plan: Sounding Out Joe Root & Ben Stokes

The era of self-importance has officially crumbled.

The boys break down the sudden sacking of England Test coach Brendan McCullum and dissect the chaotic, performative legacy of "Bazball." Back home, the boys reflect on a gruelling week of manual labour out at the farm—from battling giant yuccas to Harry blowing out the dessert budget. Plus, a massive 90-point statement win by the Brisbane Lions at the Gabba, a close look at Zac Bailey’s backyard pool renovation might mean and Harry’s highly controversial top 5 chocolate bars.

Chapter Timings

• 00:00 – Intro & Recovery Scores after a Massive Week on the Tools
• 01:13 – Box Thorns, Trenches, and Moving Boulders: Farm Work Recap
• 04:13 – The Great Yucca War & Emptying the Trailer at the Dump
• 08:15 – The $15 Roster: Ranking the Boys' Gluttonous Backyard Desserts
• 19:12 – Top 5 Segment: Chocolate Bars
• 29:43 – Lions Smash the Bombers by 90 & Navigating the Padded Members' Seats Nuffies
• 38:51 – Sam Draper's Output, Will Ashcroft, and Zac Bailey’s Pool Clues
• 45:44 – Gabba Food Review: Ticking Off the Lamb Souvlaki
• 47:07 – Vale Bazball: Brendan McCullum Sacked & The Hall of Self-Importance
• 01:03:08 – Where Does England Go from Here & Preparing for the 150th Test Match

The boys are back together in person, recording straight from the clubhouse at the Well Park Country Club!

In this packed episode, Lachlan, Harry, and Gus look back at the heartbreaking end to the Socceroos' World Cup run, recounting their chaotic 3:00 AM mission for fast food before the Egypt game. Plus, they dive into the roaring form of the Brisbane Lions after a massive win at GMHBA Stadium, break down the Brisbane Broncos’ alarming eight-game losing skid, and preview the upcoming State of Origin decider.

Harry also rolls out his highly anticipated (and slightly chaotic) Top 5 National Flags matrix, before the team reminisces about the absolute worst chores they were forced to do growing up on the farm.

• 00:00 – Welcome to the Well Park Clubhouse & Studio Setup
• 01:51 – Braving the 3 AM Fast Food Struggle Before the Socceroos Game
• 07:31 – The Fallout from the Socceroos’ World Cup Exit
• 09:33 – Back on the Farm: Killing Tree Pears & Farm Work
• 18:22 – Character Building: The Worst Chores We Did Growing Up
• 27:18 – Follow-up on the Top 5 Fruits Debate
• 29:31 – Harry’s Top 5 Flags
• 34:19 – AFL: Brisbane Lions Are Red Hot After Smacking Geelong
• 53:11 – NRL: The Broncos' 8-Game Nightmare Continuance
• 01:01:26 – State of Origin Game 3 Selection Shockers & Predictions
• 01:15:10 – The Stock Exchange: Suncorp Origin, World Cup Success, & Live Sites