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Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Apple’s Deal With OpenAI To Incorporate ChatGPT Into The iPhone, The New Texas Stock Exchange Funded By BlackRock and Citadel, Scientists Starting To Think Every Living Organism Is Conscious, Hunter Biden Found Guilty On Gun Charges, Ceasefire Negotiations For The War In Gaza, and As Always We Start With Therapy Questions and More! Music Provided By FigureA Notes, Links, and Questions Below. Therapy Questions:

Universal Basic Income: Solution to poverty or disincentive to work?

Cancel Culture: Holding people accountable or stifling free speech?

Human Augmentation: Genetic engineering allows for the creation of "designer babies" with enhanced physical and mental traits. Do you accept this advancement or fear a widening social and economic gap?

Who is your least favorite political personality of all time? Topics:

Apple stock reaches record high after announcement of new AI features:

https://apple.news/AxMeEhnZ0TKKdBd2pSGitJg

New Texas Stock Exchange Takes Aim at New York’s Dominance:

https://apple.news/Ai7XE_x9ETCqRbLX5njCX1g

What if absolutely everything is conscious?

https://apple.news/AG0BrW71ETz-2I7mznm4YIQ

Hunter Biden found guilty on all three charges in federal gun case:

https://apple.news/AVp1knAS1QKKaVJeORomL0Q

Hamas responds to cease-fire proposal, seeks timeline for end of war:

https://apple.news/AwlPSmteKRcunRjU-Ax_wFg

Federal judge strikes down Florida ban on medical treatments for transgender kids:

https://apple.news/AZVx1RKKySNqP2bTbmnC1Qg

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss The Aftermath of The Florida Man Being Convicted On All 34 Felony Counts, Spraying Sea Salt Into The Clouds To Combat Climate Change, Pat McAfee Calling Caitlin Clark A White Bitch, and 100 Other Things. But Of Course We Start With Therapy Questions Brought To You By Joseph. Music Provided By FigureA. Show Notes and Article Links Below Therapy Questions:

1.) You have the chance to start your own Trump style following, do you do it?

2.) You are tasked with rebuilding society after a major event on earth. Where do you start?

3.) You discover a hidden portal to another dimension. What tempts you to step through, and what holds you back?

4.) A rogue AI takes control of the internet and critical infrastructure. How do you survive in a world run by machines?

Topics:

Trump asks N.Y. judge to drop gag order after hush money conviction:

https://apple.news/A-6pKp92zSqG0cjXpG7oHpw

Could spraying sea salt into the clouds cool the planet?

https://apple.news/AiLSvVuFxSF6tTiTuJJ5jYA

Pat McAfee apologizes for using vulgar word to praise Caitlin Clark:

https://apple.news/AysBtugAiQZuXjSTxb5Su0w

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Recorded Tuesday Night Before The Trump 34 Felonies Conviction, Mr. Goody Predicts Trump Found Guilty By That Friday Which In Fact Happened, They Also Discuss The Latest In Rafah Amid The War In Gaza, The World’s Largest Wildlife Crossing Bridge Built In California, More Billionaires Attempting To Also Die On A Journey To The Titanic, and Surfing Spacetime Through Gravitational Waves, First We Start With Therapy Questions. Music Provided By FigureA. Show Notes, TQs, & Article Links Below. Therapy Questions:

1.) You receive a cryptic message hinting at buried treasure. Do you embark on a hunt, or dismiss it as a prank?

2.) You're offered a significant promotion at work, but it requires taking credit for someone else's idea. What do you do?

3.) You discover your friend has committed a serious crime. They would get away with it if you dont say anything. What do you do?

4.) You have a time machine. Where do you go first?

Topics:

US says latest Rafah deaths won't change Israel policy, military aid:

https://apple.news/Afe487UDzQEi7UjkfKiINog

Takeaways from closing arguments in the Donald Trump hush money trial:

https://apple.news/Aten0OVEPQwqJjCj7IB5ADA

Amid roadkill epidemic, California builds world’s largest wildlife bridge:

https://apple.news/AOuwytdKDS5Kf8dpvfgeIfw

After the OceanGate Implosion, the Ultra Wealthy Still Can’t Resist the Deep Sea:

https://apple.news/AztAvn7hrRmibInC-3Q6oCA

Surfing spacetime with LISA:

https://apple.news/A6Vs9wderQxaumjgrX7aB4w

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Roaring Kitty and The Resurgence of The GameStop Stock, An Update On American Involvement In The War In Ukraine, Orcas Attacking Ships In Coordinated Fashion, An Update On El Salvador’s Bitcoin Investments, and Lawsuits Against The Federal Government For The TikTok ByteDance Divestment Legislation That Was Recently Passed. Joseph Came Up With The Therapy Questions This Time and Andy The Topics. Music Provided By FigureA Show Notes and Links Below. Therapy Questions:

What sport do you think has the best athletes and why?

If you were on Naked and Afraid and could bring 2 times. What would they be and why?

Would you rather be abducted by aliens and missing for 2 weeks or captured by a jungle tribe and missing for 2 weeks?

If you started a crime organization, what would be your main source of income?

Topics:

GameStop and Roaring Kitty Are Back:

https://apple.news/AaF1tW_q1TqCcACDOLYa4Ow

https://apple.news/AVIwgRdk6SXef851m_BHzXg

U.S. To Use Seized Russian Assets To Rebuild Ukraine:

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/13/europe/blinken-kyiv-ukraine-us-support-intl-hnk/index.html

Orcas sink sailing yacht in Strait of Gibraltar:

https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/14/travel/orcas-sink-sailing-yacht-gibraltar-intl-scli-scn/index.html

El Salvador Still In The Bitcoin Game:

https://apple.news/Ay8c4Q3wdRuWkgUnihb_evQ

TikTok creators sue U.S. government over potential ban:

https://apple.news/A8XxiPom9QWKEuVQoy28YfA

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss The Boy Scouts Rebrand, Stormy Daniels Taking The Witness Stand In The First Trump Criminal Trial, New York Governor Kathy Hochul Unaware African-Americans In The Bronx Know What Computers Are, The Deepfake Gala, and As Always We Start With Therapy Questions. Music Provided By FigureA and Burl Ives. Show Notes and Article Links Below. Therapy Questions:

1 Would you rather live in a virtual reality where you are all powerful or live in the real world and be able to go anywhere but not be able to interact with anyone or anything?

2 Would you rather have real political power but be relatively poor or be ridiculously rich but have no political power?

3 Would you rather spend the rest of your life with a sailboat as your home or an RV as your home?

4 Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or 10 minutes into the future of anyone but yourself?

Topics:

Boy Scouts Rebrand https://apnews.com/article/boy-scouts-new-name-scouting-america-d583f5712680f155b4f6b762128734d3

Stormy Day in Court https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68974398

Whats a Computer? https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68971655

Deep Fake Gala https://www.npr.org/2024/05/07/1249570785/katy-perry-met-gala-deepfake

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Kristi Noem Killing Puppies and Goats, Marijuana Classification Schedule Updated, Fox News Airs Fake Hunter Biden Trial, Woman Uses AI To Make Her Boss Seem Racist, and Therapy Questions. Music Provided By FigureA. Show Notes Below. Therapy Questions:

1 Would you rather have one real get out of jail free card or a key that opens any door?

2 Would you rather be a part of an arranged marriage or spend your life as a single person?

3 Would you rather live until you are 200 but look like you are 200 the whole time even though you are healthy or look like you are 25 all the way until you die at age 65?

4 Would you rather be in jail for a year or lose a year off your life?

Topics:

Shit Head Kills a Puppy https://apnews.com/article/kristi-noem-book-dog-killing-5710b302e33f61c697f20ab3b227a19b

Weed Reclassify on the way https://www.npr.org/2024/04/30/1248205659/marijuana-reclassify-biden-less-restrictions

Hunter attacks Fox? https://www.npr.org/2024/04/30/1248275971/fox-news-hunter-biden-series-lawsuit-threat

Woman uses AI to make her boss seem Racist https://www.npr.org/2024/04/26/1247237175/baltimore-ai-generated-racist-audio-crime

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Mosquitos, The Continuation of Mr. Goody’s Poker Run, A Woman Who Took Her Dead Uncle To A Bank, The TikTok “Ban” (Not A Ban), Ukraine, Israel, and Taiwan Funding, Donald Trump’s Criminal Trial Proceedings, The American Housing Crisis, Elon and Tesla’s Downward Spiral Finally Begins, and As Always We Start With Therapy Questions. Music Provided By FigureA, Snoop Dogg, and Dice Raw. Show Notes and Article Links Below Therapy Questions:

1 Would you rather live in a world with no problems or be the one who solves the world's problems?

2 Would you rather know how you will die or when you will die?

3 Would you rather lose all your memories or never be able to create new ones?

4 Would you rather have unlimited first class tickets or never have to pay for food at restaurants?

Topics:

Woman takes dead Uncle to Bank https://www.fox29.com/news/report-woman-arrested-using-dead-body-bank-loan

TikTok Ban/Ukraine/Israel/Taiwan Aid:

https://apple.news/ANO0p_cEAQEiYybMexacaqw

https://apple.news/ASv3S3ncuRhCBFbopeeqOpQ

Trump Hush Day 2

https://apnews.com/article/trump-trial-hush-money-national-enquirer-d44d4a7ce66cc08edb5981b3afb882ba

No House for you!

https://www.npr.org/2024/04/23/1246623204/housing-experts-say-there-just-arent-enough-homes-in-the-u-s

Elon Down Bad https://www.npr.org/2024/04/23/1246643864/tesla-earnings-elon-musk-robotaxi

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Joseph’s Trip To Chicago, Mr. Goody’s Insane Poker Run Going To Another Level, OJ Simpson’s Legacy As The Pioneer and Bench Setter During Every Aspect of His Life, Joseph Explains The Theory That OJ’s Son Was The Killer, A Marine Goes Batshit and Plots Terrorist Acts On Minority Groups While Calling The Russians and Chinese Offering To Become A Spy For Them, A Psychic That Made $175 Million, and A Wrap Up of Various Other Top Current Events of the Day. Music Provided By Casey Veggies, Jahmad, and FigureA Show Notes Below Therapy Questions:

1 Would you rather be an infamous villain or an unknown superhero?

2 Would you rather be reincarnated as a sea creature or an airborne creature?

3 Would you rather have unlimited sushi for life or unlimited tacos for life? (both are amazingly delicious and can be any type of sushi/taco you want)

4 Would you rather find your true love or a suitcase with five million dollars inside?

Topics:

OJ is Dead

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/o-j-simpson-died-owing-142347324.html

Pro Life?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68828076

Mr Cleo

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68831124

Talk about The mad world.

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Squatters, Abortion In Florida, Update On Truth Social’s Stock, Tesla’s Downturn, Therapy Qutand Much More. Show Notes, Therapy Questions and Article Links Below. Music Provided By FigureA Therapy Questions:

1 Would you rather artificial intelligence controls your food choices, or where you work?

2 Would you rather live on an Earth with 30 billion people, or one billion?

3 Would you rather eat only pizza for a year or eat no pizza for five years?

4 Would you rather always be underdressed or overdressed?

Topics:

Squatters are getting out of hand.

https://www.statista.com/chart/32012/squatters-rights-by-state/

https://abcnews.go.com/US/rise-homeowners-squatters-incidents-prompts-action-lawmakers/story?id=108503701

Meatball State Supreme Court does Meatball Things

https://apnews.com/article/florida-abortion-ban-supreme-court-ruling-6a4949fc7459afe9b5e298086a793126

Short Short

https://www.npr.org/2024/04/01/1242085620/trump-social-media-stock-djt-truth-social

Tesla Down

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-68715906

Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss The Truth Social IPO, The Baltimore Bridge Collapse, Puffy Epstein Daddy Getting Raided, Kari Lake Giving Up In The Defamation Lawsuit Against Her, Meatball Ron Desantis’ Seemingly Solid Move To Ban Social Media In Florida For Kids Under The Age of 14, Of Course Therapy Questions To Start, and Much More. Show Notes With Therapy Questions and Article Links Below. Music Provided By FigureA Therapy Questions:

1 Would you rather have the power to end all suffering or have everyone's thoughts be broadcasted publicly?

2 Would you rather know all the mysteries of the universe or know every outcome of every choice you make?

3 Would you rather spend the rest of your life with a rich partner who doesn't love you or a poor partner who loves you deeply?

4 Would you rather be a famous person in your lifetime but forgotten after death or unknown during your life but famous after death?

Topics:

FSK Bridge Collapse

https://www.npr.org/2024/03/26/1240857704/francis-scott-key-bridge-collapse-baltimore

https://www.npr.org/2024/03/26/1241003930/car-submerged-underwater-escape

P Diddy Saga

https://apnews.com/article/feds-search-diddy-combs-sex-trafficking-8883ed2c7308f3fcdb2cdf03fbe329d1

Kari Lake calls it quits

https://www.thedailybeast.com/kari-lake-wont-fight-arizona-election-official-stephen-richers-defamation-suit

Meatball gets it right.

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/florida-ron-desantis-signs-bill-social-media-kids-ban-rcna144950