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  • Episode 199: You Don’t Mess With The Zohran

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss:


    Therapy Questions:


    1. ​Would you rather your anxiety play elevator music or death metal?
    2. ​Would you rather have your aura read by a raccoon shaman or your chakras balanced by a Roomba?
    3. ​Would you rather join a cult that worships a talking crystal or one that only communicates through karaoke?
    4. ​Would you rather meditate in an open-plan office or brainstorm in a sweat lodge?


    Topics:


    1. ​ Billionaire Bunkers:

    https://share.google/JIkxoVrL9pjiehxB1


    1. ​ Elections wrap up:

    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy40qx532e0o


    1. ​ Ukrainian computer game-style drone attack system goes ‘viral’:

    https://apple.news/AvQv3OuBuRFyzxpcEidn_7g


    1. ​ FAA Cuts:

    https://www.politico.com/news/2025/11/05/faa-to-throttle-back-flights-in-parts-of-the-us-as-shutdown-worsens-air-traffic-controller-shortages-00638346


    1. ​ Jewels update:

    https://www.npr.org/2025/11/01/nx-s1-5594194/suspects-charged-louvre-jewel-heist-paris

    1 hr 18 min
  • Episode 198: Let Them Eat Nothing

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss:


    Therapy Questions:


    1. ​Would you rather be invisible but only when crying, or able to fly but only when having a panic attack?
    2. ​Would you rather all your shoes squeak like a rubber duck or your clothes rustle like potato chip bags?
    3. ​Would you rather do breathwork with Jeff Bezos or cold plunges with Elon Musk?
    4. ​Would you rather every team meeting start with a group hug or a synchronized scream?


    Topics:


    NBA starts review of policies after gambling-related arrests of Rozier, Billups | AP News:

    https://share.google/aTGXaZZZ91HTBqcq0


    Dozens of US states sue Trump over halting Snap food stamp:

    https://share.google/33W4QluPhwwxlVFVn


    Want to opt out of using AI? It's easier when AI has to be labeled NPR:

    https://share.google/zfugjoKt5a06NovSc


    3i atlas: 3I/ATLAS to reveal itself to Earth on October 29 and are we safe? Here's how close will interstellar object come to earth, can it be seen with naked eye, visibility and observation tips - The Economic Times:

    https://share.google/fQLHSwNRadQYG82qP


    Music:

    “Let Them Eat Nothing” by Mr. Goody Two Shoes

    1 hr 59 min
  • Episode 197: George Santos Is Free At Last!

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss George Santos aka Best Friend Of The Pod Getting Pardoned By Donald Trump, Mr. Goody’s Poker “Comeback”, Joseph’s One Big Beautiful Fence, Therapy Questions, A Gen-Z Led Coup In Madagascar, OpenAI Introducing Pornography and Explicit Content To ChatGPT’s Adult Users, The $102 Million Louvre Gem Heist, and Much More.


    Therapy Questions and Article Links Below


    Music Provided By Mr Goody Two Shoes


    Therapy Questions:


    1.) Would you rather your therapist be your guardian angel or your devil’s advocate?


    2.) Would you rather your happiest memory be fake or your worst memory be fabricated and implanted?


    3.) Would you rather your pet be able to talk but only about your flaws, or your partner be able to read your thoughts but only the embarrassing ones?


    4.) Would you rather every time you looked in a mirror, a version of you blinked a second late, or whispered, “not yet”?


    Topics:


    George Santos Is Home:

    https://www.npr.org/2025/10/20/nx-s1-5579580/trump-commuted-the-prison-sentence-of-george-santos-a-look-at-how-it-happened


    Military says it has seized power in Madagascar after president moves to 'safe place:

    https://share.google/q1FRTpW7QBSQgn92z


    OpenAI boss says ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for verified adults:

    https://share.google/7zuXt90UlTCxpgDTT


    Stolen Gems and Jewels:

    https://bbc.com/news/articles/cj9722wlmj7o

    1 hr 43 min
  • Episode 196: Legally Bondi

    In this week’s courtroom of chaos, Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie examine how Pam Bondi found herself back in the political hot seat as Democrats question whether the DOJ’s been weaponized against Trump’s foes. But don’t worry, it’s not all subpoenas and soundbites.


    We break down why truck drivers are suing Mark Sanchez, how illegal border crossings hit a 50-year low, and what in the hell a “Groyper” actually is. Plus, this week’s Therapy Questions force us to choose between whisper-shouting for life and eating dinner with gardening tools.


    Justice may be blind, but this episode sees it all.


    Therapy Questions and Article Links Below


    Therapy Questions:


    1.) Would you rather only be able to whisper-shout or shout-whisper for the rest of your life?


    2.) Would you rather live in a house that A faintly of onions or constantly hear faint elevator music?


    3.) Would you rather only be able to drink liquids out of baby bottles or eat solids with gardening tools?


    4.) Would you rather be haunted by every person you’ve ghosted, or every person who ghosted you?


    Topics:

    Democrats press Bondi over concerns DOJ is being weaponized to target Trump’s foes : NPR

    https://share.google/zN7lVaXYsyPz7OTYm


    Truck driver sues Mark Sanchez, Fox after violent fight | AP News:

    https://share.google/GPnN0mpyItj06tJfT


    Illegal US-Mexico border crossings hit lowest level in over 50 years:

    https://share.google/nmlaDMIAqqVTI1OOD


    What are Groypers Groypers - Wikipedia:

    https://share.google/9dc5nUCL17S45VyV0

    1 hr 34 min
  • Episode 195: Happy In Hell, Sad In Heaven

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and J



    Therapy Questions:


    1. ​) Would you rather upload your consciousness into a computer forever or let your body die naturally with no afterlife?


    1. ​) Would you rather wake up each day with a different identity in a different life, or live forever as yourself but in total isolation?


    1. ​) Would you rather live in a utopia where you’re thhm h. H. Hmn e only unhappy person, or in a dystopia where you’re the only happy person?


    1. ​) Would you rather have to say “I love you” at the end of every sentence or loudly sigh before speaking?



    Topics:


    Live updates: US government on brink of shutdown after last-ditch Senate vote fails - BBC News:

    https://share.google/598KQXDvOGkblsxTz


    Tilly Norwood, an 'AI actor,' stirs outrage in Hollywood | AP News

    https://share.google/1pu5F1z0w3wQiwjcR


    Scientists create human eggs via in vitro gametogenesis : NPR:

    https://share.google/5qLlmgNchYp56cV8h


    Who was Thomas Sanford, the Michigan shooting suspect | CNN:

    https://share.google/m7yMFv7SxttulmdY1

    1 hr 57 min
  • Episode 194: Lit Books, Illicit Looks, and International Crooks

    Andrew Schultz (aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes) and Joseph Huggins (aka OldManHuggie) are back with another wild ride on Talk Shit or Get Off The Pod. This week, the boys kick things off with some mind-bending therapy questions.


    From there, it’s straight into the chaos: Jimmy Kimmel’s show return getting blocked by Sinclair and Nexstar, TikTok going apocalyptic with talk of the Rapture, a wild Graceland fraud scheme targeting Elvis Presley’s family, and of course, Trump offering his bizarre Tylenol parenting advice.


    It’s the perfect mix of laughs, hot takes, and “did they really just say that?” moments. Buckle up, Episode 194 has it all: books, crooks, and questionable looks.


    Music Provided By: Mr. Goody Two Shoes


    Therapy Questions and Articles Provided Below



    Therapy Questions:


    1. ​Would you rather see how every choice you didn’t make played out, or erase the knowledge of every bad choice you did make?
    2. ​Would you rather your laughter sound like screaming or your crying sound like maniacal laughter?
    3. ​Would you rather face your greatest fear once a week or never feel fear again but lose the ability to feel joy?
    4. ​Would you rather your therapist secretly be an AI trained on your internet history or your diary from middle school?


    Topics:


    Kimmel’s show to return, but Sinclair and Nexstar will continue to keep it off their ABC stations | CNN:

    https://share.google/dBvOlO6XeslHKHJlY


    The Rapture:

    https://apnews.com/article/rapture-end-times-evangelical-christians-tiktok-e7d065520186503a6223ee12df1f02dd


    Graceland fraud: Woman gets more than four years for trying to defraud Elvis Presley's family:

    https://share.google/K1jqU51y1KtZClBU6


    Trump's Tylenol advice: What should parents do? : Shots - Health News : NPR:

    https://share.google/KMkfnk5lp1mlpnKAI

    2 hr 20 min
  • Episode 193: The First Rule Of Fight Club

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss:


    Therapy Questions:


    1. ​Would you rather know the exact date of your death or the exact cause of your death
    2. ​Would you rather relive your worst day on repeat for a year or skip a year but lose every memory of it?
    3. ​Would you rather be best friends with your past self at 13 or your future self at 80?
    4. ​Would you rather dream only nightmares but wake up refreshed, or dream only paradise but wake up exhausted?


    Topics:


    Quan Millz is out to make a buck, one street lit book at a time :

    https://share.google/hXxHJ9qbeZGH5vpB3


    White House denies Trump's alleged birthday message to Epstein is authentic - BBC News:

    https://share.google/ScdlQn1jsUl532Rd2


    White House expresses disapproval of Israel's strike on Hamas in Qatar : NPR

    https://share.google/PtlG4a6pKJzo05ESy


    An errant moose dubbed Emil fascinates residents in northern Austria | AP News:

    https://share.google/WUSR0kdhTHkp9sCRc

    1 hr 31 min
  • Episode 192: Ding Dong Gone Wrong

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss:


    Therapy Questions:

    1. Would you rather be trapped in a mall where every store only sells mannequins of yourself, or in a zoo where every animal has your face?

    2. Would you rather your dreams be directed by Tim Burton or your nightmares be narrated by Dr. Seuss?

    3. Would you rather your laugh sound like a chainsaw or your sneeze sound like a flute solo?

    4. Would you rather only be able to drink liquids out of baby bottles or eat solids with gardening tools?

    Topics :

    1. Texas man charged with murder in shooting of child playing doorbell prank https://share.google/nLv4Ksa2EwuPxot8U

    2. Germany's far-right AFD suffers series of candidate deaths ahead of local vote:

    https://share.google/f38HpbQhGmMIKHAYz

    3. Trump will move Space Command to Alabama, out of Colorado : NPR https://share.google/K6EuO4KKjLY6OdCfK

    4. Bolivia's lightning-struck 'miracle tree' draws pilgrims to La Paz | AP News:Bolivia's lightning-struck 'miracle tree' draws pilgrims to La Paz | AP News

    1 hr 37 min
  • Episode 191: Swiftly Over A Barrel

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Discuss Life, Therapy Questions and Articles All Provided Below.


    Therapy Questions:


    1. ​Would you rather relive your most embarrassing karaoke performance or your most awkward first kiss?
    2. ​Would you rather your therapist’s office be a bouncy castle or a haunted house?
    3. ​Would you rather eat spaghetti with your hands or soup with a fork forever?
    4. ​Would you rather every handshake be a thumb war or every hug be a tango?


    Topics


    Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's relationship timeline | AP News:

    https://share.google/UawdvPilAzI2AfIi9


    Cracker Barrel scraps new logo after backlash:

    https://share.google/mt7kZySPjHuqu8QzO


    Researchers and others raise the alarm about AI deadbot advertising : NPR:

    https://share.google/SbMkC5KmjDiN1JZ43


    Trump moves to ban flag burning despite Supreme Court ruling that allows it | AP News

    https://share.google/hXVSbkinjiJLxQw25

    2 hr 10 min
  • Episode 190: Where The Wild Dreams Are

    Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldMan Huggie Discuss


    Therapy Questions:


    Would you rather every time you laugh, you float six inches off the ground, or every time you cry, it rains for five minutes?

    Would you rather your dreams be broadcast live on YouTube or your internet search history printed in the local paper?


    Would you rather everyone you meet immediately knows your most recent purchase or your last text messages.


    Would you rather only be able to run backwards or walk on tiptoes forever?


    Topics:


    DC Takeover:

    https://apnews.com/article/posse-comitatus-act-washington-national-guard-california-19e7fcb0a3b4c026741f9fd7bfb8b15f


    ASL?

    https://www.npr.org/2025/08/12/nx-s1-5499539/aol-dial-up-ending


    Wtf is a Labubu

    https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/30000-stolen-labubu-dolls-recovered-san-bernardino-county/


    https://www.npr.org/2025/06/18/g-s1-72939/what-is-labubu-pop-mart-explained

    1 hr 31 min

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