It wasn't just the multi-million dollar celebrity endorsements, threats of becoming the Handmaid's Tale, or enjoying a daily side of calling us crazy bigots with their morning eggs, that made the Harris campaign fail miserably. The beginning of the end and crumbling of the leftist empire is upon us. And it's not because Cardi's BBL sat on it. Here's why. 

We ditched cacklin' Kamala, and I can once again hear the thoughts in my own head. My brain is born again. It's the dawn of a new day. I think I even heard a bird chirp and witnessed a glimmer of sun. In this newfound sense of clarity, am I... coming out of the Trump closet?! Watch to see. PLUS- We expected the delusional media elite to be absolutely diabolical over the defeat of Kamala Harris in what was ultimately a blowout Trump victory in the 2024 Election, but did we expect THIS? Find out now. In the meantime, I may be taking up tap dancing. Duolingo. Yodeling. Irish jigging. Who cares! Aforementioned bird, you know how I feel. It's a new day, a new life, and I'm feeling good. 

Time to face the reality harder than a walk of shame. Despite this election outcome, our country is offically in two. So, now what?

From iconic celebrity relationships (Gisele and Tom) to resurgence of classic movie franchises (Scary Movie), and politically correct trends to our growing tense and bitter political divide — cycles come and go, but perhaps in the big picture it's all just like one bad reboot no one ever asked for, 'cus we've seen this story before.

You've seen the viral videos. You've shared the memes. You may as well have PTSD from Blake Lively and Anne Hathaway yourself. Kjersti Flaa (YouTube: @Flaawsometalk) is a veteran entertainment journalist who's blown UP doing the lord's work in exposing Hollywood dysfunction and reality of celebrity interviews, and was just featured on the cover of New York Times for it. Today, in celebration of the show's 300th episode, she joins me to talk about what others won't regarding the toxic enabling cycle in entertainment. Two blondes take on the Hollywood machine. Hide your kids, wives, and celebs.

Tensions are rising, and sadly not in a sexual way, with the election around the corner. We’ll be hearing nonstop about the likes of Elon Musk, Taylor Swift, and the big dogs involved. Turns out, we may not be that far from these power players influencing our lives, physically, but mentally, they’re on a whole other planet.

Kamala would rather death becomes her-self before admit she was wrong on Fox News. Jerry Seinfeld has a pretty, pretty, pretttay questionable revelation about cancel culture. RFK Jr is caught in a Washington sexting love triangle scandal that Shonda Rhimes is buying the rights to any second now. What do they have in common? They don’t call it the ugly truth for nothing, babe.

Like the nipple bra, your whole existence is a marketing ploy. From music to politics and even philosophy, is everything just being sold to you at this point? What’s even real? Do you *really* love your favorite personalities and politicians, or are they just the best at being marketed to you? We are living in a material world and maybe everyone is a material girl… and boy.

They say all good things must come to an end. From Hollywood to politics, the writing’s been on the wall - and lacking in the newsroom - for a while, kids. So today I ask: Is the interview one of them? Or will the autistic billionaires and ousted anchors be the ones to save us after all?

Cougar life isn't for Kristin Cavallari. Young Sabrina Carpenter covers TIME and has never felt so old. Demi Moore's new movie reckons with our inevitable fate of being aged hags. It seems time really does fly when you're... hot and successful. But hate to break it to you, guys, age ain't just a numbers game for women. It's coming for all of us.