As this real-life Handmaid's Tale continues in Southern California and our economy dies faster than our will to live, we propose for Elon Musk to send CA governor Gavin Newsom to Mars. LA Mayor Eric Garcetti can join as well as this pandemic's latest tone-deaf celeb Molly Simms. Blastoff, bitch!

A conversation with Nikki Reed about "Twilight"? Over Edward Cullen's non-dead body. This week, Taylor and Emily are joined by vet reporters Scott Huver and Alex Cramer to get a male POV on things -- and by "things" we mean that celebs aren't having any of your shit. The guys talk about how sexuality may or may not help in interviews, what the Playboy mansion was ACTUALLY like, and when Nikki Reed busted Alex's balls. Vampires may be immortal, but their memory sucks.

PART 2: One minute you're roasting s'mores with Kylie Jenner at summer camp, the next you're getting stomped on by all 6'2'' of Caitlyn Jenner in an interview. Don't say we didn't warn you. Part 2 of our Kardashian-Jenner family experiences are so intimate, you'll feel like you're Kris's accomplice and Kanye's priest. And while you thought Kendall and Kylie were the golden children of this family, you're about to see why the other Jenners are the real RiSe aNd ShiNe(ing) stars of our lives. Stormi, who?

PART 1: Gather 'round the campfire, kids, because Taylor and Emily are giving you part one of their personal Kardashian-Jenner stories. Some go so far back that Caitlyn was still Bruce, Kim was a virgin, and Kylie was bunkmates with Emily at summer camp. These tales will stick with you longer than your lip kits. You bring the s'mores, we'll bring the tea. 

Screw the travel bans because the blondes are taking you straight to the 90210, baby. In honor of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills return, Emily and Taylor are here to tell you what your favorite housewives are really like when the cameras aren't rolling as they detail their crazy, behind-the-scenes experiences with the ladies (and house husbands and ex-house husbands) of Beverly Hills. From casual chats with Denise Richards to fashion shows with Lisa Rinna, brace yourselves for an adventure because you are about to be as up close and personal as the ice cube in Lisa Vanderpump's rosé. 

Emily and Taylor reflect on the future of red carpet reporting because eventually Zoom interviews will get as old as conversations with our house plants. Detailing recent interview experiences with celebs like Whitney Port and Mischa Barton, the blondes wonder if celebrities are taking this time in their mansions to connect with Jesus and their crystals and realize they should be a little damn nicer to the press.

Celebrities suck at COVID-19 and clearly their wealth can't buy them self-awareness. Unless the Hollywood elite are going to pay our rent, then shush. In an open letter to Chrissy Teigen and her 12 nannies, to J. Lo and her child servant, and Meghan and Harry in their Malibu compound, Emily and Taylor call the BS on celebrities' "contributions" to the coronavirus pandemic because if they're not taking our Venmo, then we don't want to hear it.

Welcome to the great equalizer that is Coronavirus. Emily and Taylor pull no punches shedding light on how Hollywood isn’t even immune to the pandemic mess. From Taylor’s experience at the Mulan worldwide premiere to Emily’s whirlwind trip home from Europe amid the travel ban, grab your quarantini because your minds are about to be blown all the way to Australia to Tom Hanks’ isolation. We may all be unemployed but good thing George Clooney’s Italian fortress is still being financed by Casamigos, who still manages to steal the spotlight from a global health crisis.

Hollywood’s elite really soaked up their 15 minutes at the Oscars this year and somehow reached an all-time level of extra -- and we saw it first-hand. From our Oscars night experiences covering the exclusive Vanity Fair and Mercedes Benz parties, we weigh in on the craziness fans did - and didn’t - see. From the behind-the-scenes truth about Joaquin Phoenix's vegan sermon, to the contents of the $225,000 Oscars gift bags that the Academy forgot to send us, it’s a take on Oscars night that you won't get anywhere else.

Plain and simple: The term “female empowerment” has got to go. And this is coming from two badass, millennial entrepreneurs. But from our vantage point, a lot of celebrities preaching this concept and talking the talk, don’t walk the walk. Given our personal experiences, we’re calling out the hypocrisy and taking names as we do it. We even play powerful interview audio from celebrities including Mira Sorvino and R. Kelly survivors in a provocative take on #MeToo. Here’s what “female empowerment” should really look like from the Hollywood elite...