Life used us as a punch-bag this week, so we have had to do something other than the planned 300th episode celebration! So please enjoy:

- This totally not just moany old men episode

- Evictions and diagnoses

- Secret micro-p*nis!

Much to Reggie's horror, this we we watched the Keanu Reeves-led William Gibson cyberpunk adventure Johnny Mnemonic.

But before we got into 90's notions of what advanced internet tech would look like:

- Reggie apologises!

- A lady goes to Hell. Allegedly.

- Uri Geller teaches secret mind powers to Trump and Israel!

More Bond shenanigans this week, with the under-appreciated For Your Eyes Only.

Along the way we also discuss such delightful topics as:

- Richard Branson tryiong to ponce off the government

- Brocarde and her apparent torture fetish

- Reggie being a horndog

We finally make it to the film that some listeners have been patiently waiting for: Deliverance!

Aside from squealing like pigs (because of course we did), we talk about:

- Applications for Sugar Daddies

- Food, editing, and some listener feedback

- Cardassians

- Headphones making you gay!

We're back with Mr. Vanilla himself again this month, and we have came up with a Top 5 we all struggled with: Top Five Celebs You'd Invite to a Dinner Party!

We also discover that we're all ill, talk about a ghost blimp, and Ash can be heard aging in realtime!

After last week's violence, swearing, and crime, this week we chill back in an idealised version of Tokyo, with Studio Gihibli's Whisper of the Heart.

If you're just here for the Ghibli part, skip to 52 minutes to avoid all the depraved NSFW nonsense that makes upt he rest of the episode, such as:

- Streaming

- The Patreon

- Reggie asking for feedback from all on the new show ideas

- #Don'tTellTheDailyStar

- Another "Dear Rooney"

- Dead dad jokes

We get back to some 90's action with the classic Die Hard With A Vengeance.

We also went back to the podcast's roots as we had to record remotely due to 'Rona Boy Reggie having COVID again.

There were some COVID synchronicities, and discussions around telling stories featuring modern tech!

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This week we travelled back to the late 80's to revisit a part of Reggie's childhood with Turner & Hooch.

We also discover that Reggie is running out of memory space, we do some more teasing for the upcoming Patreon, and Greenland mocks America's culture!

This week we brought things back down to earth with the violent-but-enjoyable John Wick.

We also made a bid for Federal recognition (because we love a hate-listen), and we trial a new segment: "Ask Rooney", for some pure smut advice!

Back with more Bond absurdity this week as we blast into orbit for Moonraker!

We also put out a call for a celebrity endorsement, shamelessly plug the new Synchronicities episode, do some old man grumbling, and discover that Reggie doesn't know how to clock.