Rihanna is a Billionaire! Winners and Losers of the NBA offseason. New music is a must! Kanye doing Kanye things. Life Advice: Save yourself the headache and don't cheat.

Brad comes out really weak. We thank Kendrick Perkins for his sacrifice. NBA moves of people who don't matter. Green Bay is not a vacation spot according to Aaron Rodgers. The Hungary Grand Prix left us full. Don't drive on a heartbreak. Our foreign correspondent updates the Olympics. The HOF gets updated.

We get our Bill Nye the science guy on and talk about science without knowing any science. Texas wants to start getting beat by SEC schools. Brad doesn't make any sense. Hardknocks is going to be juicy. Rudy’s picks. Too many strokes can lead to a stroke. Watching kids compete is the new Olympics. Chick fil A’s Chix minis are no joke. Brad shows his love for the minors. You know what really grinds my gears? Statman Brad gets the last laugh.

Giannis is living up to the freak nickname. Derek forgot to hate on Chris Paul. Bryson was for sure a home-schooled kid. Lewis Hamilton is unstoppable. Jarreau has an app idea that actually is pretty smart. Wooden penises this time.

Spotify premium is the shit. Kris Middleton is a nerd, but Derek has to respect his game. 2k already has the hotdogs, now wants to tap into the taco market with Candice Parker. The longest 2 mins of  our life. Ohtani not speaking English, we don’t care, just mash taters. Bareknuckle Hunting is the newest sport. Names that have a “III” are dope, “Jrs” not at all.

Our show is a serious news outlet, only stats and facts. Let the carnivores eat in peace. Brad with the best point ever. Middleton is the worst number 2 ever. Leaving high school to become a pro athlete, the American dream lives! We talk way too much soccer. Our foreign correspondent saves the show. TBP HOF. Grass is meant to be walked on!

People who steal are the worst. The love for Calvin is real. Derek thinks the worst in people. The love for radio. We’re normal-stitious. Carl Nassib is dope. The NCAA are power hungry whore.

KD’s hair has never looked worse. Ben Simmons is revolutionary. Nobody wants to see a bunch of David’s going at it, we need a villain. From the depth of despair to absolute ecstasy in Copenhagen. Gingers in sports don’t happen much. The Mona Lisa is overrated.

Football ecstasy, its happening. EURO 2020 happening in 2021 has been worth the wait. Started off with one of the scarier images on a football pitch, but those dark clouds have been lifted with stellar play and healthy bodies. Cristiano Ronaldo is a king. Copa America is a fight for the best of South America. Messi another chance to write his name in the stars and bring a major international trophy home for Argentina. 

Jordan and Jarreau breakdown The Clippers chances to make it to the finals. Jarreau asks if the Brooklyn Nets are good for the NBA? Do people hate on Harden? Hypothetical matchups. What are we watching? What are we listening to? Jarreau has officially checked out of responsibilities for the week!