Talking Cats

It's episode four of The Backlog and we've got four backlog games! All our microphones are working, we're under an hour and a half, and we managed to avoid having two main topics, so it feels like we're batting 1.000 over here. We're talking about the downfalls of pre-orders, and the effect they've had on the industry. Plus, Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night, Cyberpunk 2077, John Wick Hex and Limbo.

We have intro music! And new, fun audio problems! We're gonna get it all down eventually. The boys discuss the chaotic nature of sequels and series. Also, Bioshock 2, Prey & Stray. (Nope, we didn't notice the two rhymed during recording.)

We're in our third year of the current consoles, so why do we keep calling them next-gen? Join your Backlog Boyz* as they analyze the current state of this console generation, and where we need to go from here. Also, Otamatone, Wayne's World, Nick's got a real microphone, and of course, backlog games.

*name not final

Welcome to The Backlog! In our very first episode, hosts Mike Descalzo, Nick Suarez, and Mike Juliano take a tour into what makes a video game end up on our dreaded backlogs, and discuss the first game we've ticked off our very long lists.

WHOOP WHOOP! WHAT UP MY JUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES??? Oh wait, sorry, I thought I was posting on Juggalobook for a second. Welcome to The Weekly Wikis! This week, we're teaching you all about how to become the juggalo you're truly meant to be, and getting an education on The Gathering. We're also delivering one hell of a guilt trip, so submit new articles to [email protected] or @TheWeeklyWikis on Instagram! See you next week...hopefully. 

Hey, were you cool in school? Trick question, the answer is no. But with our help, you'll be able to go back in time and be the rebel you were always meant to be. Or the edgelord you were always meant to be.

Never in a million years could we have speculated that a WikiHow on "How to Get Out of Jury Duty" would go so far off the rails, but the results are truly special. We follow up with a Wikipedia on "Trial by media" and make a special request of our audience. Submit your articles to [email protected] for a chance to be featured on a future episode!

Well, it's only fitting that our first audience submission has us questioning humanity, as Mike and Mike tackle "3 Ways to Get a Man to Leave His Wife" and the natural follow up to that, mariticide. 

Welcome back for another week of The Weekly Wikis! On today's episode, Mike & Mike unpack some of the absolute strangest advice on how to pack for a two day trip, and veer off course a bit to bring you an anecdotally related forum post. 

We have no host difficulties this week but we do have some audio ones! Sorry. Hopefully they're much more forgivable than our topics today, which include how to tell your girlfriend she's fat, and the TLC mega-hit, My 600-Pound Life.