This week's episode talks Thrones, bar fights, the constant daily struggle of men trying to say hello to one another, how it's STL vs. everyone when it comes to Imo's and the greatest SLUH athletic class of all time.

I fought off yet another illness to produce a quality podcast. Segments include Voldemort and Friends, Beef of The Week, The Furnace, and my brand new Mizzou football segment, Barry and the Boys.

This week's special edition Talking Schmidt features a brand new segment called "The Furnace." Additionally this week's episode has Sharps, The Saviors, Voldemort and Friends, a revisited Scorched Earth on David Ross's latest bullshit, and the funniest Asking Schmidt to date.

The haircut seen round the world is discussed on Tales From the Weekend. I give a shout out to Aaron Judge for brining steroids back to baseball. Beef of the Week featured the NYT piece on Mizzou, and I give my Mizzou football season prediction in Sharps.

Start out with a brief NBA segment where I shoutout STL native Jayson Tatum for going third overall to the Celtics. I then do a deep dive into Asking Schmidt which was actually interrupted multiple times by my mother which was great. I also talk about multiple conspiracy theories which I believe to be true, namely that Stanley Kubrick faked the moon landings.

Jeremiah Tilmon's MIP is the main focus of this week's episode. Also discuss Brooks Kopeka's U.S. Open victory, what it would be like to have bartenders mic'd up, and I ask society if it will allow me to buy a weekly tanning pass.

I rip Kevin Durant apart. I also advise kids to never smoke hookah or risk losing their voices for the rest of their lives. Also a lot of talk about how much better Albert Pujols is than Barry Bonds.

Briefly talk about Mizzou Basketball National Championship odds. From there I move to a MASSIVE Asking Schmidt, where the topics ranged from the NBA Finals, the Bachelorette, Brittany Greiner as a daughter, Albert Pujols 600th home run, and possibly my favorite thing to talk about ever, grade school/CYC basketball #AngelsForever

Follow up last week's flamethrower with another gem. I issue a public apology to all SAINT LOUIS Rams fans. Tales from the weekend from the Lake of the Ozarks, followed by Sharps on the NBA Finals. Unveil a new segment in "The Prophet Schmidt" where I discuss Bryce Harper listening to the podcast. Close with Beef of the Week on Tiger Woods haters and Asking Schmidt.

Tales from the Weekend leads off Episode 9 as I highlight the differences between a drive-thru graduation vs. a five course graduation. Satan and Friends follows and I talk about the interesting dynamic of a snow angel celebration in the presence of Satan Kroenke. Jontay Porter is discussed in the Mizzou basketball segment, The Saviors. Scorched Earth this week focused on the Atlanta Braves David Ross and whether or not he would be marketable if he used Rogaine and Touch of Gray. The ep wraps up with an outstanding Asking Schmidt segment.