Jerry causes a stir at his parent's condo when he accepts an astronaut pen from another resident. Meanwhile, Elaine embarrasses herself after taking too many painkillers. STELLLLAAAA! Support the show for early ad-free access, as well as hours of EXCLUSIVE podcasts at patreon.com/fourfingerdiscount

George decides to tell the truth to his new girlfriend when breaking up with her, which results in her checking into a depression clinic. Meanwhile Kramer sees Elaine completely naked. Support the show for early ad-free access, as well as hours of EXCLUSIVE podcasts at patreon.com/fourfingerdiscount

George panics when "it moves" whilst getting a massage from another man. Meanwhile Kramer think he saw Joe DiMaggio dunking his donuts. Support the show for early ad-free access, as well as hours of EXCLUSIVE podcasts at patreon.com/fourfingerdiscount

George feels responsible for getting a busboy fired, so he tries to fix the problem, but only makes it worse when he and Kramer lose the guy's cat. Support the show for EARLY ACCESS & EXCLUSIVE CONTENT at patreon.com/fourfingerdiscount

Cartwright! That's right, we've made it to the episode Dando credits for helping him fall in love with Seinfeld, a truly remarkable piece of television. Hilarity ensues when Jerry, Elaine and George and forced to wait a long time for a table at a Chinese restaurant. We promise this goes for longer than, about 5-10 minutes. Support the show for EARLY ACCESS & EXCLUSIVE CONTENT at patreon.com/fourfingerdiscount

Elaine asks Jerry if she can use his apartment to throw a baby shower for an old friend, who also happens to be the woman who threw chocolate onto George's red shirt. Meanwhile, Kramer convinces Jerry to get illegal cable. Support the show for EARLY ACCESS & EXCLUSIVE CONTENT at patreon.com/fourfingerdiscount

Ever wanted to hear a podcast with a bit of "this", "that" and "the other"? Well look no further! A sensational episode that truly showcases the strengths of Seinfeld. Support the show for EARLY ACCESS & EXCLUSIVE CONTENT at patreon.com/fourfingerdiscount

George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a holistic healer. Support the show for EARLY ACCESS & EXCLUSIVE CONTENT at patreon.com/fourfingerdiscount

George leaves his job after a case of toilet-demotion and plots revenge on his boss, while Jerry wants to get even with a laundromat owner. Support the show for EARLY ACCESS & EXCLUSIVE CONTENT at patreon.com/fourfingerdiscount

Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend to clean his apartment, but unfortunately one a statue goes missing, Jerry must think of a way to get it back. Support the show for EARLY ACCESS & EXCLUSIVE CONTENT at patreon.com/fourfingerdiscount