We find ourselves in some fairly precarious positions being cattle veterinarians.

Whether that be nuts to buts, blatant nudity, or folding our already decrepit bodies into a shape that would make a paper origami crane jealous... its always a little awkward

To own or not to own a practice.... we don't fucking know!

But like always, we talk as if we do, and we definitilty do NOT!

Erika and I go through the different types of salary, what the word 'compensation' even means, and why we took the path we did in our various situationships...

We are are just two dipshits bloviating... don't take any of it seriously!!

Living large on Zyn Daddys and PHATTT DC's

To become a vet, we have always focused on how to be the best, and nothing less...

Well.... the truth is, it takes a damn village, and it is so easy to forget your wins when you are failing to solve a current problem.

So Erika and I decided we would share a few of our wins to inspire others to share how badass they are.

Bad Bitches LLC,

Wolter & Nagorske

Erika and I can be a lot... a lot of the time.

We share what it's like working with other industry partners like big pharma, nutritionists... and mechanics.... and a few, now deceased, deer....

Ever feel older than you are? Ever wanna drop off the grid because technology won't work and you're also a little bat shit crazy? So have we!!

But then remember Netflix and TikTok are a thing and come back to reality.

In this episode, we explore how we integrate or choose not to integrate technology into our personal and professional lives.

STRAP IN.....

This episode is 3 parts...

Part 1 - A TikTok Moment from Merriam-Webster

Part 2 - Midwest-isms

Part 3 - Some real shit talkin'.... It's a very hard pill to swallow, but sometimes we just can't care more than the producer... otherwise we will go fuckkkin in sane.

P.S. There may be a Part 4, but it is very heavy content. Erika and I shared thoughts on euthanasia.... so tbd if we publish the 20 minutes we cut out....

Vet school creates some of the best and most traumatizing stories... here are a few of ours!

We hope you enjoy, because some stories make us curl up into the fetal position... until we are offered an icy-cold McDonald's fridge cig (aka a fountain Diet Coke).

Its been almost 3 months of hosting a podcast, righr or wrong, so we figured we'd share a little of who we are.

Erika and I LOVE being veterinarians.... but how did we get here?

We both came from some non-traditional pathways, so here is our story of getting there!

Today we finally figure out why the chicken crossed the road, with the first-ever podcast guest , Dr. Bailey Carpenter!!

Just two hens and a rooster clucking about how important it is to have a fellow flock to lean on.... and a few Pet Peeves Dr. Carpenter wanted to get off her chest!

P.S. We know the audio isn't the best.... we tried new microphones.... our b.

Did you bring hot tuna (actual fish) into a truck? Have you been late and given a transparent excuse? Have you been buried in your phone? Well, you can fuck right off....

Not Always Super Respectfully,

Two non-VCPR Holding vets, just Talk'n Shit

JK! It's not always that serious... after some time has passed...