It's March! What better time to talk about everyone's favorite flightless tuxedo-wearing bird. I CAN'T LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT PENGUINS!
Spoilers for the Pebble and the Penguin, March of the Penguins, Happy Feet, Happy Feet 2, Surf's Up, Surf's Up 2, The Penguins of Madagascar, and Mr. Popper's Penguins
"Midnight creeps so slowly into hearts of men who need more than they get
Daylight deals a bad hand to a PENGUIN who has laid too many bets
The mirror stares you in the face and says, "Baby, uh, uh, it don't work"
You say your prayers though you don't care; you dance and shake the hurt
DANCE! BOOGIE WONDERLAND!"
-Gloria the Penguin, Happy Feet