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Edge of Seventeen

A coming of age story about a girl just dealing with the trials and tribulations of being a teenager. The joy about this film is that it takes you along the emotional rollercoaster that spans thirty days this young lady's life. You feel the high and lows of what is a great depiction of the life of a teenager dealing with whatever good and bad comes her way.

Great story. Bad movie. With such a great cast, this movie lacked the emotional depth of say a Raging Bull and Rocky. Why is it that boxing movies or movies related to boxing feel the need to showcase more of the sport than the emotional and psychological aspect the athletic endures during training and after fighting. There was no need to show this character getting pummeled in the ring when he had to fight through so much after being broken by a tragic event not related to boxing.

Article 1 - A man dissolves in a hot spring when attempting to find a spot to "hot-pot." After wandering off the beaten path, a man and his sister go off searching for a hot spring when the brother accident slips into one of the springs. *Hot-potting is dipping into a hot spring like it's a sauna.

Article 2 - Stephen Hawkings says that within the next 1,000 years we have to find a planet to inhabit before mankind perishes due to the destruction of earth.

Our lives are a choose your own adventure book. - C. Rupel If we're every encountered by aliens, please destroy all transformers movies. They might be considered blackface for aliens.

Genius orphan is approached by a boy from the future who wants him to correct the future.

Keep Moving Forward - This movie presents a great narrative and life lesson about not dwelling in the past. Do so only hinders your future and can stop you from enjoying whatever other experiences you have live.

A poor sap is given the strength of 300 men and what does he decides to do?

• We asked the question: What if humans had a simultaneous consciousness and could discern the future? If we know the future and there is no free will how does one exist with the knowledge of knowing what life indefinitely has in store for you?
• Live in the now and be an alien in your own skin and look at the world and life with curiosity and the propensity to learn.

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In this episode we give you non spoiler accounts of the movies Trolls, Doctor Strange and Hacksaw Ridge with an examination of that Twilight Zone episode about the five people stuck in a box in search of an exit.

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Mentions:

• Putin grants citizenship to Steven Segal
• Deadpool loses Composer Tim Miller
• Mermaid Sauna
• Full Moon picture's Doctor Morbid
• Guy Turns yellow for drinking too many energy drinks
• Sausage Party Oscar nomination? Yes, please!
• Eaters Guilt and Cannibalism
• A Splash Channing Tatum

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• The Silver Shamrock theme song - Unfortunately we can't use the footage for the movie, but you can watch, or rather listen to it on youtube at
• The Title - What does season of the witch have to do with the Halloween Franchise
• Paul Rudd in Halloween 4 plays the typical first film horror movie hero who doesn't exactly know where his is or what he's doing.
• The Halloween 3 reference - Silver Shamrocks trifecta of masks form the "Halloween 3" The mask consist of a witch mask, pumpkin mask, and skull.
• The Biggest Prank Ever - killing kids. Not really a prank but an act of Terrorism.
• Stonehenge Magic - The evil Shamrock Corporation somehow found a way to steal a mega ton monolith from Stonehenge which they used to make the mask that will complete his ultimate Halloween prank.
• Colin - A great villainous entrepreneur with a moral compass of a tick. Came to fame with the invention of Sticky Paper.
• Samhain - In this movie the characters recognized a Gaelic festival in marking the end of the harvest season and the beginning of winter. We guess that is why
• The Most Stereotypical Black Man In Movies - brotha working at a lift and tow was hellbent on ensuring he wasn't going to get in trouble for doing a good deed.
• Terminator like henchmen breaking skulls in a very original way. Fact: Roger Ebert mistook the Hospital Henchmen as Michael Myers and stated such in a review of the movie.
• Unexplained 80's sex in San Maria, the location of Silver Shamrock Corp. The same location was used in Invasion of The Body Snatchers.
• Small town hospitality and feeling like your in a fish bowl when visiting random towns. Best pimp line: Woman: Well where do you want to sleep? Doctor: Do you even have to ask?
• The Misfire - complaining woman silenced by Stonehenge magic. Great practical effect deforming this woman's face to mush.
• Movies teach us that if you give a bum alcohol, they with tell you everything.
• Angela Lansbury is not in this movie.
• Final Processing - truth, if you say don't go in there, everyone then wants going into that place you want to keep them away from.
• Bare Ass In The Moonlight - New song by Talking With Burritos.
• George A Romero - God bless the man who cast a black actor in the lead of Dawn of The Dead. Unlike John Carpenter movies which has a lack of pigmentation in his earlier films.
• Escapes for New York is like Warriors and Con Air.
• Do Jersey folk grow facial hair? Don't know, but what Jerry did know is that Mark Wahlberg is from Boston.
• Saving Ellie - was she always a robot?
• Best Intentions - John Carpenter had the idea to create movies based on the theme of Halloween but the audience did not share in his originality.

• Boo, Madea took the box office weekend.

• The Screen Actors Guild - American Federation of Television .and video game companies fail to reach a deal.

• Scott Witlin, the lawyer representing the video game companies, says voice actors "represent less than one tenth of 1 percent of the work that goes into making a video game." So "even though they are the top craftsmen in their field," Witlin says, "if we pay them under a vastly different system than the people who do the 99.9 percent of the work, that is going to create far more problems for the video game companies."Source: http://www.npr.org/sections/alltechconsidered/2016/10/22/498954253/voice-actors-strike-against-video-game-companies

1. 1981 - This was the first sighting or reports of clowns behaving in less than jolly filled behavior. Case in Point. John Wayne Gacy used to dress up as Pogo the Clown in 1979 giving the aliens the idea to adopt the persona of clown.
2. Clowns over the years and why was there a Bozo in every state.
3. Patch Adams
4. The Resurgence - it all stated again in August of 2016 at Fleetwood Manor Apartment when a child reported a clown who attempted to lure him into the woods where sits by a pond, a house that upon further investigation hasn't been occupied for some time. Clowns started showing up in different cities and freaking people out.
5. Purge Night Oct. 30 for Killer Klown and Leigh Valley someplace.
6. Possible viral stunt for the upcoming movie IT
7. Clown Hysteria - Hysteria dispels belief which makes a clown attack from out of space inevitable.
8. Great clowns: Homie the Clown, Krusty the Clown, Patch Adams

The Burros discuss the career of John Cena, the movie Ready to Rumble, and Martin Landau.

A review of this year's summer movies.

This episode begins a series of recordings centered around stars from the wide world of wrestling who transitioned from the mat to the big screen.

Hulk Hogan was one the first prolific wrestlers from the Golden Age to attempt branching out of wrestling and extend his popularity to the movies where his over-the-top persona could possibly bloom a career apart from slaps, punches, and body slams.

Movie Reviews

Chris watched "The Wild Life" and walked out. Apparently, this Robinson Curoso-esque movie could not hold his attention for the ninety-minute duration of the movie.

JJ watched "Sully "and explains this movie as Clint Eastwood fighting with kids gloves on. This was the story of the Landing on The Hudson without the Hollywood touch. Clint did his job with this film and just told the story as Captain Sullinger only landing the plane.

Chris Quote: "The perfect movie for your grandma."

Movie Suggestion of the Week: Suburban Commando

1. Shelly Duvall

Did Stanley Kubrick break Shelly Duvall? She was good in this movie but seems to have hammed it up a lot.

Shelly hasn't been in a movie for some time and so we question why? Was it because she goes out of Hollywood or did Hollywood grow away from her?

Chris's Favorite line reading:

Christopher Lloyd: "I was frozen today!"

2. Starring Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger

The Twins were actually approached to partner up for a different version of this movie with less comedy and more action.

3. Get 'em some props

The gun used by the bounty hunters were repurposed from Masters of the Universe and the tracker used was the PKE meter from Ghostbusters.

4. Afterburner

Kid playing the video game was playing Afterburner. Shep either had a flashback from past interstellar battles or this movie was just poorly directed.

5. From The Mat to The Screen

Why did Hogan's transition not go so well with him being and possessing such a great persona in the ring?

Mentions:

Denzel Washington in Flight and The Equalizer

Dr. Drew Pinsky canceled or fired from CNN

Dr. Ruth Assassin

Weiner Dick Picks Again

FLAVA TEXT:

"I was frozen today!"

"Boy when this guy shovels it, he uses both hands."

Every month we like to report on the news. However, don't expect anything political or Pulitzer worthy. We like odd news and stories that pertain to you the listener. Like video games for you video gamers or cryptids for you supernatural enthusiasts.

300 NORWEGIAN REINDEER DIE IN SNEAK ATTACK BY PERSIAN LIGHTNING BOLT

It seems those antlers are just the right antennae for attaching bolts from the sky. These poor creatures were only huddled together to shelter themselves from the storm when nature happened and killed all three hundred within the herd. Sad day in reindeer land. At least with wolves, they have a fighting chance. But speaking of wolves.

THE BEAST OF BRAMSTROM STRIKES AGAIN

Old Stinker, half man half dog, was spotted chowing down on some road kill by a woman and her co-workers as they drove down a country lane in East Yorkshire Britain.

BUSH CLOWNS LURE CHILDREN INTO WOODS WITH DA DOLLA DOLLA BILLS YA'LL

South Carolina authorities investigate reports of clown sightings in various cities throughout the state. Apparently, clowns are flopping in their big ol' shoes around wooded neighborhoods, hiding in bushes, and offering kids money in attempts to lure them into the thick. Jerry Jr., local neighbor kid said of his encounter with the propositioning clown, "n*&$#! you must be crazy." His mother then smacked Lil JJ in the mouth and drug him home kicking and screaming.

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