This episode features "Big Cooking Tips" plus the pros and cons of having a penis.

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We’ve had a total overhaul of “the phew”. Cause it sucked. Like super bad. The cast: gone. Conny. Tone-loaf. Talkingmess even fired himself, which is fortunate, cause he really did suck. Anyway, I am the only original cast member left. Yeah me!!! For this episode the British know- it-all attempts to turn “The Phew” into a ratings juggernaut. 

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On this episode we enter the world of a little watched, yet highly entertaining Mumble Fecal Public Access show called: “The Phew”. Talkingmess, as always, is your host. He’s joined by the very posh and pompous “Conny Liverpool-Estrada” and rapper, “Tone-loaf”, who’s accent is a fake as Conny’s platinum blond hair and pointy boobs. Here now is the episode we like to call “The Phew. The Pretentious. And the Corn-holed”. 

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Daisy Jane and Bluette finally unravel the Mysterious Manifestation in Mumble Fecal, Ohio.

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Bluette gets closer to unraveling the mystery that has been plaguing Mumble Fecal for decades. Also there's a suprise visit from cooking great Steve Lopez-Shultz: The proud hound of ground round!!

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We continue with Bluettes deep dive into the culture of one of the most repressed and depressed towns in America. This episode Bluette gets dragged into the epic and foul Mumble Fecal Festival.

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With this episode begin massive 5 part series. Step by step, Talkingmess will unravel a decades long mystery plaguing the Mumble Fecal community. 

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For this podcast we take a deep dive into the confusing and majorly messed up world of online dating. Hosting this episode is our favorite British-know-it-all.. who’s having a very, very bad day. 

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We continue our ill-fated conversation with Ezekiel Eduardo Samsidian - one of the greatest Kaz players of all time. We have been discussing his new book: “Beethoven, bunions, and boners” and how classical musicians are crazy- ass psychos. 

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Part 1 of our interview with the world famous Kaz player Ezekiel Eduardo Samsidian. He has written a new book called "Beethoven, bunions and boners. How Mum-Crotch totally fucked me up." During our candid discussion, Eze goes into great detail about the incredible acts of perversion and depravity that happened while he was a student at The Mumble Fecal Institute of Music, Dance and Crochet. (Aka Mum-Crotch). What he discusses gives you a first hand look at life inside one of the world's most prestigious music schools.

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