This Week on Home Improvement…

On Tool Time during the Salute to the Armed Forces, Tim is officially invited to a California military base to drive a tank. When he tells Jill, she’s incredibly excited – for Tim to drive a tank? No. For her to drive a tank. As an army brat it’s something she’s always wanted to do, but because the military rulebook states a woman cannot drive one, she’s never been able to.

On the base, the colonel in charge of escorting them around says they could set up an opportunity for Jill and Tim to both drive an obstacle course to Jill’s amazement, and Tim’s chagrin. He doesn’t want Jill driving one – not only because she’s a girl, but because she’d be honing in on his moment of glory. And hone she does as she proves to be a much safer and deft tank driver than Tim could ever hope to be.

Meanwhile, Al watches the boys, and introduces them to his prototype board game of Tool Time.

This week on Grunt Work: Nights…

Are you a pompatus of love? Do you ba wit da ba da bang a dang diggy diggy? Have you ever zipped your lips like a padlock? Then this episode is for you!

This week Truman and Landen discuss those confounding, annoying, and downright infuriating song lyrics that make no sense (which is usually a good thing, all hail David Byrne) and have shown for every musician who suffered for their work, there’s a lazy asshole who got paid for half-hearted filler. We cover songs from many times, but spend a special summer in 1999…

What are some lyrics that have made your brain break trying to figure out?

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