Tardy to the Party

Well here we are. Bill and Daniel finally had to watch 1955's Lady and the Tramp. Is it as bad as they remembered? Who was watching the baby? Where the heck did Jim Dear and Darling go? Are they the most irresponsible parents and pet owners ever? Why so racist? Why wasn't the whole movie about Jock and Trusty? Why do you need an armed guard in front of a zoo? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about one of those 80s Sci-Fi movies no one has ever heard of! It's Space Raiders! Why is this so badly edited? How do you make the Cantina scene from the Star Wars Holiday Special seem lively in comparison? How much effort can one group of people do to get one dork kid home? Why did he have a bug in a beer can? Why does it start in just some current day warehouse? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel Continue to work their way through the Disney through the Decades section on Disney+(Find a link in the sidebar)! This week they watched The Pre-Opening Disneyland & Story of Animated Drawing! Just how much time can they spend on a wheel with drawings on it that spins? How much of Fantasia in black and white can one person sit through? Did they outsource anything for Disneyland? How close to racist do these 1950s episodes get? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about some old ads in an X-men comic, and probably a bit about the comic too.... I GUESSS. Why is Cyclops such a dork ass loser? Why was Storm topless? Why is everyone in this comic such a dick? How bad does Wolverine's costume smell? How many things about X-men can two non comic book dorks get wrong? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about 20,000 Leagues under the Sea! Just how much slow undersea walkin' around footage can one movie have? Just how high can one man pull the waist line of his pants? What possible reason did they keep Mr. Lands on the ship? How many buttholes can one Seal poke? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel fill out awful April with Rise of Skywalker! Why did it have to end like this? Why bring back the Emperor? Why undo the last movie so much? What point is there to not allow a droid to translate Sith? Why didn't they shoot the big guns right away? Why add more boring new characters? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week, Bill and Daniel watch another awful movie for awful April, and this time, it's pretty darn awful. It's Foodfight! The holy grail of bad animated movies. Why does everyone move like video game characters stuck in the geometry? Why is this movie so horny on main? How do you make a fart joke not funny? How is anyone who made this still making movies? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about the finical whoopsy doodle that is Tomorrowland! Why would they think we're okay with them stealing all our best and brightest? Why does everyone like to shout and argue so much? Why did they make a grown man look romantically at a dying child robot? Why did Bill watch this movie fifty times when he hates it so much? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

It's the start of Awful April, and the first pick is going the be the rotoscoped dumpster fire that is The Lord of the Rings! Who said this animation was acceptable? Why does Sam look like a foot? Why is the Balrog a Pringles can with wings and a lion head? Why can't you tell the races of Middle Earth apart? How do some people consider this a decent movie? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!

This week Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about what some consider to be one of the greatest movies of all time, it's A Knight's Tale! Why are some people so filthy but some are so clean? Who on earth designed that lady's outfits? Why does he hate the bad guy so damn much? What dingus picked the songs for this thing? Find out on this week's Tardy to the Party!